Luka Modric

You had me at Andrew Bird. :kiss:

Martin is my biggest hero, I am honoured he reads my contributions to the COLD GAME magazine discussion board.

Lory I can view it withstanding, yourself and myself are made for eachother! Please come to my neck of the forest and kiss me tender dear, kiss me like the lips have burn with SEXUAL thought and spirit and I shall kiss with teeth :kiss:

Maybe it makes no sensual with yourself because you have never had the experience of suffering from the depressing thoughts. You must have understanding, depression is like having a gigantic bell pressing into your shoulder, it is better if a friend can help, please leave this poor sexual bough alone, give her time to heal her wounds, it is what VULNERABLE and SENSUAL Martin would want if his skinny wife had the depressing.

YOSSARIAN IS A LOVELY LOVELY BOY, have you seen him lately? He is looking cute as a button!

YES everyones it is very much full of rudeness and lacking in THE HOPE to make fun of the oppression, oppression is a verily serious and much anger causing disability that renders its sufferer boring and lacking in hope - and constantly in need of ice cream and compliments - and we must all make sure that none of the people that we know (and we know them verily, oppression or none!) have the lack of hope. Perhaps you can REPAIR HER (like the Cold Game tune, repair her, which has much beautiful poetry of lyrical, including that "WHEN YOU LOST THE THING YOU CAN'T REPLACE YOU MUST GO BACK-BACK-WARDS!", such beautiful lyrical poetry brings a tear to mine eye) you can repair her by giving her compliments for her self-esteem, say she has a beautiful nose and kind hair. :angry:

This is not for trolls. :angry:

Yossarian does firmly believe that is is of the much most forwarded importance that he makes his presents for the COLD GAME verily understood and knowed, for Yossarian has faced much persecution in his time on account of his NOT POOR English and his grammar which is also not with the poorest. Yossarian lives in a town where he has only one computer and so does the best he can with the materials he has, WHAT SAY YOU :angry:

I would be willing to settle for a hand.

Yes IT SHIVERS is my most favoured lyrical poetry by The Martin, I also like his hair in the music video.

You are just jealous because Yossarian is the COLD GAMER whom harbours the most hilarity! :D

Yossarian has been filled with fertility and honour to see in his recent absence he has won several awards of the COLDEST game, including... Yossarian was voted THE FUNNIEST USER of a cold game. Yossarian was voted the PRETTIEST BOY of the Cold Game. And Yossarian was voted THE MOST INTERESTING COLD GAMER. Yossarian would like to thank Ian for his years of prejudice and glamour slowly transforming into happy and beauty. He would also like to thank the sexual Lore, who keeps Yossarian coming back and back for more. VIVA MY VIDA! :lol:

Yossarian lives in a house (a very big house in the country) with four of the FEMALE, he cannot just masturbate willy nilly as he pleases, he must bide his SEXUAL TIME, run a bubble bath, have a glass of red wine and listen to some of the Sigur Roasts, then just when the mood is justified with right he takes his shaky hand and gives it a bit of a turning until he is all happy as a clam called Larry and makes a funny face and a silly noise, then he has calm and is bubble bath. :cool:

wHAT DO? :cry:

Wyrd, I am going to be in The Netherlands on March 25th, would you like to deflower the POWERFUL and ELUSIVE Yossarian?

I just fell in love a little bit.

This thread would be more amusing if a British Cold Gamer actually took the time out of their busy schedule to take Yossarian on a date, buy him dinner, sweep him off his feet, and so on. We could go and see Sofia Coppola's Somewhere then sing COLD GAME songs in the rain, like IT SHIVERS. "DID YOU WANT IT TO CHANGE IT WILL CHANGE AND SHIVER AND IT WANTS YOU TO KNOW YOU ALWAYS GET YOUR WAY LETS ALL SHIVER TODAY". Great lyrical poetry from The MARTIN.

I'm certainly cuter than Harry Potter.

I also like him in THE REDEMPTION OF THE ABORTION, in which he has to go into the future to save the Sarah Conners from a robotic uprising.

CHRISTIAN BALE

Only if the Sexual Lore will have a relationship with me, we shall excel upwards from the sexual and have many eruptions of pleasure!

PM me her number and I swear I will make the call. NO JOKES.

Okay I had the Christian Bales confused with Edward Norton because The Christian Bales are in the film A History of Violence, where he is secretly a gangster.

Don't be a hater.

I like the point at which balance is established between conflciting forces because the Christian Bales play his typical role of lacking emotion, I also like him in American History X when he curb stomps the man who robs his house and has to go to prison and face his demons.