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Martin's most feared of endurances is his constant petitioning for fair trade, I say to Martin once "Martin my good friend, don't you know that the best bands do not mix their political messages and their music?", he says "Handsome and clever Yossarian, I know you are wise beyond your years, but you must know that this is important to me", I say "Martin what is a fair trade?", and he say "Brown sugar is equal to white sugar. That is fairness". Looking back now it is only recently I realised what wise sage Martin meant.

Yossarian will very much love to attend the Coldplay Christmas Party, can he bring a sexual lady friend?

Sometimes Yossarian would like to read in the garden and barbeque some fish, but often love is such an obstacle to all of us and we must hold it close, love has the taste of milk from an innocent cow

I read somewhere that the next cold game album is going to be called Milliseconds of Mylosphere in the Xylophone, can we shed light please?

One day me and my good friend Martin were sipping the champagne in the beer garden of fanciful hotel, I say "My good friend Martin, do you think success has changed you as a man?", he say "Yossarian I am who I am, and though I enjoy to endure all the cocaine and love sellers I want, I also like to go home with my kids and play monopoly", I say "Christov Martin, is this the new monopoly or old monopoly?", he says it is Simpsons monopoly.

:-( I am sad now

Is it too late for Yossarian to win this special prize and go on a boat with his good friend Martin from Cold Game? Yossarian is very handsome and unassuming so ideal for a music video, and he is the big ventilator for the music and poetry of Martin

BANISH PLZ

Have a cold play ever said anything about this game and how it has changed their lives and musical ambitions? :laugh3:

Yes honesty has always been the best policy of Yossarian. Sometimes it is late at night and Yossarian has work early the next morning, he says to his house friends "Please house friends, have peace and quiet, Yossarian is smoking marijuana and going to bed", sometimes he does not even go to bed but makes personal love in the shower.

I TURN MA MUSIC UP I PUT MA RECORDS ON

I do not want to have the sexual love with all of my boyfriends :angry:

It is going well thank you Yossarian is still at the educational institution of Kent where he study for God and religion, he also has the job now so he is full time educated and part time employed, such the grown up is humble and beautiful Yossarian, in many ways he is like the character of Amelie from the film of the same name.

I am living with the three other boys this year and because they all have the passion of video games and marijuana they do not often all go out. Yossarian is a lady like man and has much need for personal time to himself in which he can have the bubble bath and listen to the compact discs by hit artist The Didos. He has wondered how he can get his house bros to leave so he can have the bubble bath with special candles. Please share me your tactics for making personal love when yourself when you are living in a busy house. This is especially for people who are of the age of reason and at university, where it is important to make personal love on a near daily basis. :angry:

Why you not have questions for your hero The Martin friends?

It is important for to remember in this that Yossarian is a close personal friend of Martin and valued asset to this web site of internet, please do not tell him he has no right to make the post of Brian Eno

Please would you shut upward and not pretend you are the moderator, Yossarian has a right to begin the thread of Brian Eno if he wants! :o What is your problems guy?! :angry:

I am a good friend of Martin but I am not in the position to make demands of him or phone his house to ask some questions, but we often sometimes go to the public house for a swift half and I discuss his musical career and poetry with him, as well as ask him how his wife is good now? But yes you may ask me questions and I will tell you what Martin had instructed retroactively pertaining to the issues you raise, or if you make a really good question cake I will ask it to Martin! :D To prove I am the closest personal friend to Martin here is a picture of me and Martin, and I have asked Martin to verify this on his Twitter! :) http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/129/e70beb0b96ae4359a82eba5af841ddc2/l.jpg Ask away my cold friends!

When trying to make sexual love to a powerful and beautiful lady you must remember not to make your love too strong or too fast, but to let your love lie with you and inside you. It is helpful for this attitude to buy the record player and for songs of the smack artist Dido, who writes beautiful lyrical love poetry of 'I will go south on my ship', which is the pretty anthem of prematured ejaculations. Sometimes it is useful to prepare for your date with the beautiful lady by having the shower whilst listen for Dido and sing. This is now Yossarian's sexual lady thread, in which he makes mention for the special ladies of the world and their magical powers of softness and love. I am most fond of the brunetteish lady with the eyes of lakes and red streak in the hair! :angry:

Paradise is the most stupid and I feel like Martin has ceased to write the beautiful lyrical poetry. :embarrassed: I would like to have asked some questions to Martin about why he has changed so much and where he has taken the Coldplay band. If this Brian Eno, that which in control of cold game after this why does make it do not try to make cold sound of game better and good as they did use in order to sound? I fell in love they most of all when Martin it forced it will outside strike as repairing you and hurry of the blood to the head. Now he writes silly songs about the paradise, when he must be the songs of writing about the sadder places as scientific worker. I interest why Brian Eno he does not say to Martin, " Martin, you did use in order to be very good and now you are rubbish, such as you do tell you? ", I would like to hear what Martin said.

I totally forgot my purple violin, though I can't really play that yet.

Only if I can paint your baby.

Yossarian is having a brag. When I got my MPK I was just starting to experiment with electronic music. Mostly I was looking to programme very basic beats to play guitar over. I slowly became more interested in using loop functioning to add synths and textures across the beats, and gradually learnt to adapt my playing for live music, rather than just making sequences. In other words, when I first got my keyboard I never dreamed it would become my main instrument, though many of my recordings now don't even feature a guitar part. I run it through Ableton with Reason as it's slave. I highly reccomend both programmes (though I haven't got the new version of Ableton yet). My Rickenbacker 330. Built in the 90s and given to me in the mid 00s... got a bit scratched up over the years so could probably use a polish and check-up, but the most beautiful guitar I've ever played and one I'm very fortunate to own. I took a liking to Rickenbackers when I was playing with my first band, because I was super into R.E.M. and Peter Buck at the time. I was going to get a 12 string but decided instead to opt for a 6-string, cause its more pragmatic. My acoustic, which I tend to play a lot more than my Rickenbacker though my Rickenbacker is very much my main guitar in a live playing environment. This guitars been super smashed up over the years but I kind of think it's just given it a more distinctive sound. Tanglewoods are beautiful and hardy, and I highly reccomend them.

What is it I did have heard of marital problem between Martin and his skinny and unsexual wife?

MARTIN and Tom York