Luka Modric
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No, Yossarian is actually looking for a COLD WIFE.
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Yossarian never jokes when it comes to the sexual relationship of dating with the REAL WOMAN, Yossarian tries to make them feel like both a real women and a natural women, Yossarian wants her to believe she can fly and touch the sky and think about it like Michael Jordan if Yossarian is the wind beneath Michael Jordans wings. DO NOT TELL YOSSARIAN HOW TO LOVE
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Yossarian sleeps with a giraffe every night! :lol:
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Yossarian loves the single lady who is nice and intelligent and wears glasses and has freckles and is in the Drama societies and is really very filthy. Yossarian has the problem of marriage as well, he would love to be seen with the marry but the single lady is with the what had to because she is a person of racial heritage from a separate background. And if she does not want to marry Yossarian, Yossarian wishes she would stay at home, where she would not be subject to the horrors of homesickness and racism. :angry:
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why do you hate a single lady? :confused:
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Stop trying to ruin the COLD GAME, Lory :angry: You just lost your chance with SEXUAL YOSSARIAN
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If Yossarian likes you he will put a ring on you! :laugh3:
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Yossarian doesn't see why not, though he should warn you he is a dangerous kisser. :lol: :wink3: :confused:
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Yossarian lives in a city which is a non-city, so when he wants to MAKE LOVE AND LISTEN TO THE MUSIC he must travel to either London or Brighton. He lives between the two. Brighton is maybe 60 miles from here, London is maybe 40. Yossarian does not know the geography well.
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It's all false love and affection. You don't like Yossarian, you just want the attention. :angry:
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Yossarian is so bored he is going to hack off his arm and leave it in the bathtub for his housemates to find when they get home.
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He doesn't desire the directions to your skull! :rolleyes:
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why does our COLD GAME friend hate our sexy lounge? :angry:
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CHRISTIAN BALE
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Always one foot in the COLD GAME. :laugh3:
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;Lory if you don't give me kisses I will be ever so upset. :angry:
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Oh Lory the more I hear of you the more I wish to have a kiss with you! :kiss:
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You underestimated the cuteness of Yossarian, he is a beautiful supple eight year old boy
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CHRISTIAN BALE
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Oh Yossarian still has the SEXUALITY of youth rest assured, but he is above the age of consensual intercourse preparation and is fully prepared to service you. I will be totally subservient and guarantee you the orgasm of massive pleasure!
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GOOD MORNING MARTIN
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The APPROVED COMPUTER is a beautiful album, much the lyrical peotry, and I love Tom York.
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