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Hi.I.Am.New.

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  1. Absolute Radio 'Live Stories' – Forum Competition (Entry now closed)

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Jenjie's topic in Coldplay
    hmm

  2. I'VE GOT A CONFESSION: I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR!

    Hi.I.Am.New. posted a topic in The Lounge
    Paris, my dear. I don't think we should marry! And sorry, my best man, MrWick, I have been having an affair with your wife: LADY GAGA! I'm sorry...I couldn't hold the secret any longer :(

  3. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    I'm ready to get married :)

  4. *~ Alias Day Party! EVERYONE is welcome! ~*

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Super Freaky's topic in The Lounge
    Hi. Remember to attend the WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!

  5. Coldplaying boys are HOT! thread

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Coldplay's topic in The Lounge
    What about Coldplay boys are HOT! :sneaky:

  6. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    Get away! Paris is the ONLY girl for the so sexy, Guy Berryman! Good morning Paris. YOU WILL MARRY ME. THE RICHEST PERSON IN THE WORLD. You may have your dress. Lady Gaga will sing. Piano will be played. MrWick will be my best man. IT WILL HAPPEN IN A FEW HOURS SO GET READY MY LOVE. IT WILL HAPPEN IN 8 HOURS! THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.

  7. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    LEAVE MY WIFE!

  8. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    Paris, my love, it is time I got sleep for TOMMOROW is our wedding!. It will be the most eventful day of your life. :) :D :sneaky:

  9. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    ShadowMan! LEAVE NOW!

  10. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    I need a Best man.....MrWick will you do the honours, I mean you are my boss!

  11. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    Sure thing MrWick :D :D :D

  12. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES! LIES! ME+PARIS=LOVE

  13. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    Your a sir of beetles! Who WANTS TO BE A SMALL, BLOODY BEETLE ANYWAY? :veryangry2: YOU ARE BARRED TOO!

  14. Please marry me PARIS HILTON

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    SO AM I BUT THATS NO REASON TO STOP A WEDDING!

  15. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    No, Sir, you are the one FIRED. YOU ARE FIRED FROM THE WEDDING! :veryangry2:

  16. Please marry me PARIS HILTON

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    I don't see one anywhere! YOU ARE BARRED FROM THE WEDDING! :veryangry2:

  17. YOU ARE INVITED TO A BERRYMAN/HILTON WEDDING!

    Hi.I.Am.New. posted a topic in The Lounge
    I will produce a HUGE, PURPLE ring to my SMALL, WHITE bride, Paris Hilton. Bring presents. You may have ONE piece of cake. You may tell me how sexy I am. You may not talk while we are. You must bow to our awesomeness. You must call us Sir and Madam. WE WILL BECOME LEADERS OF THE WORLD. Hugs and Kisses, Guy and Paris.

  18. Please marry me PARIS HILTON

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    Of course baby!!!!!!!!!

  19. Everybody,

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Paainkilla's topic in The Lounge
    When you are in love...YOU WILL UNDERSTAND!

  20. Please marry me PARIS HILTON

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Hi.I.Am.New.'s topic in The Lounge
    Yes. It will be HUGE, WHITE AND BEAUTIFUL! Because I am there.

  21. I hate Yoko

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to PaulMcCartney's topic in The Lounge
    Yes, after the wedding

  22. Please marry me PARIS HILTON

    Hi.I.Am.New. posted a topic in The Lounge
    I need you and you need me because you know that I, Guy, am SUPER SEXY! :cool::cool::cool:

  23. Alias Day is Boring and Unfunny

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to TechnicolorGreenEyes's topic in The Lounge
    Hey Oracle, I'll be down the Bakery later to pop a few songs down for Chris, Jonny and Will! Guy is SOOOO FIT!

  24. Alias Day is Boring and Unfunny

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to TechnicolorGreenEyes's topic in The Lounge
    THE CREATER OF THIS THREAD IS BORING AND UNFUNNY! Guy is fit. :D

  25. 4th Coldplaying Alias day - Now collecting Aliases

    Hi.I.Am.New. replied to Black Rose's topic in The Lounge
    Lick me.

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