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I love catnip mice. It's why I chew their heads off. They're good for breakfast.

I thought this was common knowledge MEOW

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word only in each line from the top. =)

Seven days? I heard 3....

I would rather eat dog food :lol:

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1. Thou Shalt Not Take Any Notice Of Thy Human Unless It Has Food Or A Comfy Lap At Which Point: 2. Thou Shalt Do Thy Utmost To Trip Them Up And Melt Their Hearts With Cuteness. 3. Thou Shalt Do What Pleases You Always. 4. Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Litter Box Unless It causes Undue Stench And Extreme Inconvenience. 5. Thou Shalt Use 90% Of Thy Humans Bed When Sleeping And Foul All The Furniture With Thy Hair. 6. Thou Shalt Do Thy Utmost To Perform Death-Defying Stunts, But Hide The Second A Stranger Enters Your Abode. 7. Thou Shalt Not Kill Thy Human, Regardless Of How Ignorant They May Be. 8. Thou Shalt Go Forth And Multiply The Number Of Hairballs In The House 9. Thou Shalt Always Rejecteth Food Under $3.95 10. Thou Shalt Always Remember That Thou Are the Superior Species. MEOW

I AM MICHAEL JACKSON'S CAT PURR PURRRR

ALIAS :nice: MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW Look at my avatar.... doesn't it make you happy? :D

Hello Crazy Daizy :nice: Yes we shall be friends :dance: why are you sad? :hug:

Is this the thread Alias people are supposed to post in?