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TEH WUTERMELUN IZ NASHONALE DEESH OV CATALUNYA :angry: KITTEH DUNN LYKE EET THO. IZ CRAPPEH TRADISHUN.

Kitteh dun lyke teh fruuit. :angry: Meh does anjoy clawwn doh :wacky:

Eye maka dis fread coz ever1 maykes fun outta how I tolk. I iz kitteh, i iz nowt a fing ter b mess wiv :angry: Soo I fourght "maka fread" Wut ah grate ideah!! jus happin tu b gon du dat …sundee tu floidah frum heer bout seex ours… noew, whar tu git.. don kno iffin cracker barrul wud hav dat r ebn if day stilldu dat..rent de cdz. mus cahl..noote tu self…

O eye knows wer u live. I's kitteh. I's nowes evryfink.

gd luckk wiv chrispmasss nickeh :awesome:

Happeh holydais Albeh. I juss lyke to sai dat eye dosnut drincks teh eggy nogg coz dat stuffs gives pour kitteh winds... :sick:

Yes, Thomas iz kyoot, izznt he? Teh kyoot is whut he wayrs as a weppun. When he duz sumthin trooly bad, he putz on that kyoot armor and is lyke – Ohai. Just meh here, yor kyoot liddel tabbi-boi wit teh luvlee harecutt. :nice:

Clowns to teh leff uv me Jokers to teh rite Here ai ams Stuck in teh middels wit joo :blush:

I'm cat-olic :wacky: Is like Catholic, but it's not. :mean: NOOOO! :wreck: I'll be good :wacky:

I NOT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS, IT IZ AGAINST MA RELIGIONS :mean:

WAT U MEAN? DIS IZ HOW I NORMALLY SPEAK... :awesome:

WHY DOES EVERY1 FINK I'M LAUWA? :bigcry:

:mean:

YOu ArE A HanDsoMe KittEH :wacky: You KnOw MadDoNna? I lOVeS u vEry mUch nOwE :shy:

:surprised:

I IZ MICHAEL JACKSON KITTEH. I COMES BACK FROM TEH GRAVE. :mean:

I IZ WHAY MORE HANDSOMER DEN U'LL EVA BE. :whip:

:wacky:

NOOOOO I don't wanna be left on ma own :disappointed:

:shy: I does nots have teh appropriate limbs to bake cookieh :disappointed:

LOL WUT WUT?

I think that's a good idea :laugh3: Damn, you're bored aren't you? :P

:sick: You don't know where I've been... :uhoh:

Will? :thinking: