EmmaLouiseSmyth

LOL I was watching a program with a guy called Richard Head. And yes, people called him dick :P What were the parents thinking?

D: 2 months ago...:confused: oh my god.. i haven't been to the city in ages. When was the last time you listened to classical music?

it's such and irish thing :laugh3:

When i was like 11 or even 10 :P When was the time you were on a train?

I had some Korma for dinner tonight :nice: It was soo nice. When was the last time you read a book?

:laugh3: You're doing grand then.

Or if they got really upset, If you had a facebook, they could track down your location.. find you and then punch you. :P

:laugh3:

Emp3 That's one of the best Paddy men jokes i think :laugh4: The irish paddy man is always the stupid one :P My one of favourite ones is There's an Irishman,a Scotsman and an Englishman stranded on a desert island. They are walking along the beach with no food or drink in sight, when they stumble across a golden lamp. The Englishman picks it up and gives it a rub. Suddenly, out comes a genie who says: "I will grant you all one wish each". So the Englishman says: "I'm really missing my family so I would like to be back in England with the". So off he shoots back to England. The Scotsman says: "yes, I'm really missing my family too so i would like to be back in Scotland with them".So off he shoots back to Scotland. The Irishman then says: "well, I'm a bit lonely here all by myself so I wish the Englishman and the Scotsman were both back here with me!"

:thinking: Shape

Nope.. Do tell :)

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:laugh4: It was a joke my friend wrote me on my birthday card. She said that she was going to write some funny private joke but couldn't remember them. So ended up writing that.. There's also the Paddy Irishman, Paddy Scotsman and the Paddy Englishman joke she made up. :P

awh. :( :nice: I heard clocks on the radio in a shopping centre, It was so hard trying not to sing out. :laugh4:

:o Lice Egos (:P the best anagram i could get..)

>.< :laugh4:

got anymore jokes crests? :laugh4: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Ceol Sine ( irish for older music :nice: )

That's a really cool photo :D Very professional looking. And i love your hair too.

I HATE YOU TOO! :heart:

Not saying it happened in this thread, or even this forum.. ( Maybe it has, i don't see everything :laugh4:) Just generally on the internet. :thinking: Like on Youtube, that's the biggest example of people insulting out of the blue :laugh4:

I'd agree. I hate Fake people in real life, so why would i want to come on here to people trying to be "Polite" but untrue to themselves. It just ends up being patronising i think.. You shouldn't get upset over what people say to you on the internet, And if you do get upset, you can just turn it off or simply ignore them. But that in no way gives someone the "right" to insult someone for no reason what so ever :)

I really like that band, But i've never seen photos of them.... :laugh4:

That smiley at the end of the sentence looks likes he's saying "Oh Jesus" :laugh3: I have to ask, who is that in your signature?

I'd be very confused and inquisitive to them. :P I'm not a big fan of people i don't know calling, they either have the wrong number, or are trying to do a Survey thing >.<