SeriousCat

Apparently, my evident charm and education didn't appeal to you. I shall go and overdose with the Queen's sleeping pills. And I'm deadly serious.

Oh well, is Blankie a boy? I'd totally take you out on a date :lips:

Both ladies denied me a date. I'm going to overdose with the Queen's sleeping pills.

I don't lick myself, I find it very disgusting. Wanna have some tea?

I'm a very clean cat, and I'm deadly serious.

Wanna go to my sandbox?

Hell-o. Blankie? Blankitteh blank? :lips:

lolwat.

Be back later :kiss: Tea is waiting for me.

I'm handsome, and was a dancer in Madonna's world tour.

I'm the Queen's cat, and I'm FLUFFY. No one can beat that.

LULZ WUT.

No other cat could ever be as handsome as I am. And I'm deadly serious.

It's clean. :kiss:

That's so delightful, ROAAAAR. cough*hairball*cough Wanna come to my sandbox and introduce me to that blue fluffiness?

phalanges? those are your finger bones :P

LULZ WUT, who's that lovely blue friend of yours?

WUT

Then I'll go puke your stupid cookies on the Queen.

^Introduce me to that cute guy plz.

How kind of you, :kiss:

I'm a sexy cat. AND FLUFFY. I want cookie.

So I was having tea with the Queen during the Coldplay concert in Barcelona. She started moving in a weird way, I must say, during Lost! . Turns out, the bouncing drums made her shake like crazy and have a seizure, so I went to poo in my sandbox.

:wacky:

I'm fluffy.