Strawberry Rain

Never, EVER have chocolate and then guzzle down sparkling grapefruit juice. Evar. :disappointed:

Fuck you! I don't fucking need any fucking soap. That's fucking stupid! :kiss:

Hi, I'm Raz, pronounced Roz. I go to the Lounge quite a lot. It's my other home on this forum. :wacky:

August. :sultan:

I like being specific. The unknown scares me. To be specific, the unknown gives me bed-wetting dreams involving beagles.

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKBITCHFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK :whatever:

I have the most fucked up laugh. Whenever I laugh, people give me these weird looks.

:dozey: And ew, sweat? I think Chris is pretty cool but sweat= :sick:. Plus I don't want to marry him or have lots and lots of anal sex with him every Tuesday.

...

The Nappies. :wacky: What's one thing that shouldn't happen to you in the ocean?

It's beautiful! :blush:

Oh, and I hate it when people are all like ZOMG WOLFIES ARE TEH CUTEST MAH ANIMAL SPIRIT IS A WOLF LULZ. It's hard to find good wolf stories these days. :bigcry:

Damn, I hate self-insertion fics. If you're going to write a fanfic, write a decent one. However, the fanfics here are pretty awesome. You should see Coldplay fanfics elsewhere. They make me sick.

Jenny, Jenny Who can I turn to You give me something I can hold on to I know you'll think I'm like the others before Who saw your name and number On the wall Jenny, I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny, don't change your number 867-5309 (867-5309) 867-5309 (867-5309) Jenny, Jenny You're the girl for me You don't know me But you make me so happy I tried to call you before But I lost my nerve I tried my imagination But I was disturbed Jenny, I've got your number I need to make you mine Jenny, don't change your number 867-5309 (867-5309) 867-5309 (867-5309) I got it (I got it) I got it I got your number on the wall I got it (I got it) I got it For a good time For a good time call [instrumental Interlude] Hey Jenny, don't change your number I need to make you mine Jenny, I call your number 867-5309 (867-5309) 867-5309 (867-5309) Jenny, Jenny Who can I turn to (867-5309) For the price of a dime I can always turn to you (867-5309) 867-5309 (867-5309) 867-5309 (867-5309) 5309 :dozey:

What about funerals and baby showers? EDIT: EIGHT SIX SEVEN FIVE THREE OH NIIIIINE!

HELL YES.

:awesome:

... Damn. Who's your daddy manager?

... Wowz. Um... I'd be willing to pay for a cat. If you know what I mean.

... Do I really have to explain? :embarassed:

:wideeyed:

Awesome! But you need a kitteh.

THEN WHO THE **** IS THE HOOKER? JOSH? :wreck: /allcaps

Imke's a hooker? Ren's suitcase? RANDOM CROTCH GRABBING!? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!

WIN.