LhunaSleepingSun

I'm listening to Regina Spektor right now, and she's singing, "They want to watch, to watch each other, sleep, sleep, sleep..." And then, she sings, "Sleeeeeeeee-eee-eee-ee-eep!" It reminds me of Chinese Sleep-Chant! And I remember on Wednesday I just fell asleep for no reason...sleeeeeeep satisfies...

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FANFICTION LISTINGS THREAD UPDATED!

"Here we lie awake, dreaming of our escape..." It gives you hope, doesn't it? It's like, despite all you're going through, you know that somehow, some way, you're gonna get out, you're gonna escape.

Or when hardcore Jonnygirls read about poor Jonny kidnapped by Druids and tortured by sheep? I love imaginative fanfiction, really I do.

Dianna--:stunned: IT'S TRUE! I KNEW IT! GUY IS A ROBOT! My theories are true!

Ju--I LOVE THAT SONG F*** you F*** you very mu-u-uch

COLDPLAYING@HOGWARTS Just for the Fans Where the Magic Happens

You Saved My Life 1-2-3-4 Separation, Communication, and Devastation :awesome: 1-2-3-4-5-7

Coldplay Alphabet A-C-D-G-H-L-M-N-Q-S-T-R*, U-V-W-X, B*-Y-Z Druids Came Out of the Trees :awesome: 1-2-3-4-5-6

ANNOUNCEMENT--ANY AUTHOR WHO WANTS THEIR NAME IN A BANNER IN THE FIRST POST OF THIS THREAD, PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU WANT A BANNER, AND HOW YOU WANT YOUR BANNER TO BE DESIGNED DIANNA--YOUR BANNER WILL HAVE BE IN 2 PARTS, EACH ONE LEADING TO A DIFFERENT POST FOR YOUR STORIES. YOU HAVE SO MANY, YOU KNOW?

Haha that's happened to me too! I started getting friendly with the 2 Chris's in my classes. One looks like Chris (and he's hyper like him, too) and the other wants to rule the world. When you see the teacher who looks like Guy, then wave and in a loud whisper say, "HEY GUY-LOOKING TEACHER PERSON"

Ha, that Chris is such a flirt There's a Chris in my class who has a plaid shirt No seriously guys, this is no lie There really is such a guy

Hey Italian Plastic Regina Spektor is fantastic

We'll stop someday But not today *gets gun out starts to shout* A SPELL A REBEL YELL *rips up contract* Now the war is back!

Hey man why you horny Today I'm feeling corny

It don't matter if you can't sing Just have fun--or don't do anything

It looks like Jonny's giving Chris The lap dance of his life Look at Chris's expression I think he forgot he had a wife Chris looks like he's really close Close to an orgasm Now I'll sit back an watch As some fangirls have a spasm :wacko:

As Lhuna signed the treaty She grabbed Alyssa's hand And used it to forge her signature So we'd both meet Shane's demand

I dodged all the tacos With such athletic grace Actually I used Will as a shield And a billion tacos hit his face

Hey Julie you have awesome timing But you'd better start rhyming :whip:

I understood it well You must understand I fell On the floor laughing in tears Like I had too many beers Forgive me if I'm scaring you This is what I must do For the Elite to take over I advise you take cover

War Diary Entry 1 It was a long and cold battle Ground meat was fired At all of my men And we were so tired I took out my laser I fired at Shane He fell upon the ground His legs curved like a cane I then took aim At the strange alien man He dodged all my blasts To get me to fire was part of his plan He uttered, "OO CHABADOO" And the MySims came out They threw Essences at me Which smelled like trout So I ran off the field Heaving and wheezing That's my first day No one said it was easy

*cocks gun at Electric.Candy* So...which side will you take? It's a game! :laugh4:

adios laura :hug: