LhunaSleepingSun

I must be the only one who does. Ah well it makes me unique! :D

Twilight, dirty movies, soccer...

It is a nice story, isn't it? Odysseus has such cool adventures when he's out at sea... The movie was pretty funny, though, and didn't do the book justice.

got it. thanx

No...way...:o *ignores wine bottle for an avi* I like going to art galleries.

Actually I was forced to eat it. And then I realized that I could've pretended to eat it and then spit it out. I'm so stupid in my dreams..

I love the Famous Old Painters one.

Ha, guys I'm such a Coldplay hag I squeed when Chris played the Maple Leaf Rag

Hmmm bizzare... I am Chinese/Malaysian. TAKE THAT SUCKAS

MUST GET VACCINE SO I WON'T GET SICK

NOOOOO Once I had a dream that I sold my soul to the devil after eating a blueberry bagel. Weird, huh?

Oh, I had to read the abridged Odyssey in class with the fanciful wording. I understood it all, especially the part where Circe and Odysseus..er...got together.

I've loved it since I was a little kid! I enjoyed reading fantastical stories about things that could probably never happen in real life :D But if you read the mythology with the fanciful wording, it might get kinda boring because you wouldn't understand half the stuff you're reading.

IT BE AN ANGEL :surprised:

It's not history, it's mythology! There's a difference--mythology involves fetishes for clouds, animals, and bipolar gods.

It won't!

Oh, wow. Theseus and the Minotaur in a Nutshell: By Lhuna S. Sun Once upon a time, in a faraway land called Greece, where it would always and has been the word, more specifically in a land called Crete, there was a king called Minos. Actually he wasn't the king yet. He fought over his brothers for the throne, and had prayed to Poseidon to send him a white bull to show that MINOS would become the king. ...A bull. Minos could ask for anything--fame, money, love, smartness, and he chose a bull. This story's starting to sound like what Minos asked for produces. So, anyway, Minos became king, the old king died, long live the king, etc. VIVA Minos wanted to sacrifice the bull. But his wife didn't want to kill it because she fell in love with it. She loved it so much that she disguised herself as a cow and did the nasty with it. Minos must've be pretty ashamed, seeing as his wife cheated on him with a cow. BESTIALITY FTW And he was even more ashamed when his queen gave birth to a monster. Half bull, half man, 100% creepy and hairy, the Minotaur wrecked havoc on Crete until he was locked up in a stone maze that Minos's main inventor man-dude-drinking-buddy Daedalus made. Every year, Minos ordered 7 boys and 7 girls from Athens as tribute for the Minotaur. But I thought Minos hated the Minotaur...so why did he order 14 kids for him to eat every year? Apparently the Greeks loved plot holes, gore, and strange shippings back then. Enter Theseus, our hero, who's actually a random traveller off the street. He wanted to journey into the labyrinth and kill the Minotaur. Ariadne, Minos's daughter, fell in love with him and wanted to help him. Ariadne: Hi, I have just met you, and I love you! :heart: Theseus: ...Okay...So how do I escape from the laby-- Ariadne: I'LL TELL YOU IF YOU MARRY ME Theseus: But I've known you for five minutes! Ariadne: :cry: Theseus: Fine. I'll marry you. Ariadne: Squee! So Ariadne gave him a ball of string and told him to mark his path with it, so he can find his way back out. He found the Minotaur, killed it, and rescued the sacrifices. Then he and Ariadne sailed home together until Dionysus, god of nightclubs, alcohol, and partying 'til you're purple, fell in love with her and she married him instead. I can tell Ariadne's relationships would last as long as her attention span. Ariadne: Theseus who? :confused:

LET THIS THREAD NEVER DIE! CHEERS

One time my mom went on facebook, and this bisexual guy tried to friend her. Ewwww And also one of my creepy teachers from last year has a Facebook. That's scary.

Yup! And I kill threads, too! *takes flamethrower and blasts threads* Whoops

Luckyyyyy

I'm learning the Maple Leaf Rag, and Chris played the Maple Leaf Rag at that benefit concert for that school in California! What a coincidence!

She's new here. Welcome, PlayinWhitColdFingers! *shakes hand* You have now been acknowledged by someone! :D

Ooh, Shane es un tonto grande! :wink3: WHY DOES LOVE HAVE TO FEEL LIKE A BATTLEFIELD BATTLEFIELD BATTLEFIELD BATTLEFIELD

i feel joyous like pack mule being given a brand new cart and master reading the stories about the greeks and their naughty games