Everything posted by Prince Myshkin
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What have you learned today?
HOW DARE YOU!
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The SEX thread
Harrisonrules lives in Texas. Just sayin'. They have different rules when it comes to size.
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What have you learned today?
Sounds like something a Wii would tell someone.
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What have you learned today?
The Illustrated version of A Brief History Of Time is hard to get this time of year in store.
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What have you learned today?
I am going shopping.
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The SEX thread
I imagined you saying that whilst wearing a knitted jumper. You have a job that deals in boobs? Lucky you Sexual anguish FTW! But yeah, that does make me feel better, thank you :hug:
- Cold Pizza: Yay or Nay?
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Cold Pizza: Yay or Nay?
Mark has hacked Cresticles :angry:
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The SEX thread
Hmm, kinda cute doesn't acknowledge my sexual desire towards them. I they can be hella hot. Though that's the same with any sized boob, dependant on various characteristics.
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What have you learned today?
That I would rather appear to support child abuse than change my facebook profile picture to a cartoon.
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Cold Pizza: Yay or Nay?
Should have made a poll. I can't count for myself.
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The SEX thread
Everytime I make a post in this thread I feel like Ivet is judging me in my sig, like a psychiatrist :lol: And yes, small boobs are ridiculously underrated.
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The SEX thread
It's weird since I have no problems on my own, so yeah, I'm obviously a fucked up guy haha. Anyways, enough about my (literal) shortcomings. Boobs!
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The SEX thread
I would rather have it this way than last 5 seconds though I guess. Or not be able to get it up at all.
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The SEX thread
No, I mean I can't cum with a girl. I have had enough practice to know it's not the girls fault and it's obviously a mental thing on my side. So now I just concentrate on making them cum and don't worry that I'm not since I don't pursue it. I go until they have cum a few times, rather than going forever and ever in the hope I cum, myself. Tried that a few times in the earlier days but it just gets embarrassing after several hours and they are mega tired. Does that make more sense? And yeah, it is most likely to be issues and I think I know what they are.
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The SEX thread
Well I don't lie to my lovers haha. No, I mean I could go forever and it wouldn't happen, so I just concentrate on them and finish when they finish. I've had enough practice at trying to but I'm getting to the stage where I don't even bother any more and just sort them out. Or at least I was getting to that stage last time I was in a relationship.
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The Oracle Ivet (ASK ME ANYTHING!)
ooooo good questions.
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The SEX thread
Yeah. New topic for the sex thread. How many guys haven't cum whilst with a girl (or guy, if you like guys)? It's kinda awkward. I've done it once and it was like mega surprising. I usually just concentrate on them, hence why I've sharpened my skills to amazing levels :lol: It's good because you can go all night, but going all night isn't ideal all the time haha, and the girls take it personally. /Awkward post.
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Heyyyyy, Im new hereeeee so........
I thought your av was of someone with their fist in their mouth. Welcome to the board.
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The SEX thread
I'm saying I don't like her music and I don't like her face, so all I can say about her is that she is female. A really boring female who has no interesting things that appeal to me. Ha, I wish it was. The women always finish (several times usually if they want) before me, if it ever happens. Kinda lame because then they blame themselves. TMI
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Cold Pizza: Yay or Nay?
I'm in.I was nearly sick once watching somebody eat cold baked beans ew
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The SEX thread
Emily Haines is female. That is the only way I would describe her after seeing and hearing her. Her appearance and music are not noteworthy.
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The SEX thread
Yeah, it's kinda lame, but I can't bear to lower my standards. I love the first album minus the well known singles as I overplayed them years ago, I like the second album and I like the third albums singles only. Not bothered about hearing the new album but I do love Julian Casablancas' voice.
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Cold Pizza: Yay or Nay?
I didn't like it when I was younger, and my parents tried to get me to eat it, and said the ninja turtles ate it, so I told them to give it to a turtle.
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The SEX thread
Appearing offline? I'm online and you aren't online. You have clevage in yours. Not the same, but still. You like the album?