Prince Myshkin

it has me, but only when very drunk and when alone twice but it wasn't really the music obviously, it was just being fucked up at the time and then adding alcohol to the equation

my swinging dick

i killed a kid

oh yeah it arrived yesterday by the way i'll be working on it on tuesday cuz it's mass parties here right now well technically right now it's scrabble but we are all wasted

nah some men give a shit

clubbing seals or raving?

i just quit a game of scrabble because the other team were taking liberties fucking manly

my best ex was from the internet i use that to justify the time i spend there

it's awwwn!

some people would find it weird you share a boyfriend with your sister i am one of these people

talk to him about a boy you fancy that will scare him off tell him he's the most attractive person you've ever seen (describe somebody the exact opposite as him), then say apparently he is massive in the bedroom department! he will leave you alone

tut tut

4 isn't too bad. 6 year olds have lived an extra 50% than 4 year olds, that's a big difference in the progression as a child

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: i bet your parents were laughing at you behind your back too, otherwise they wouldn't have come up with something so elaborate

you would only be dumb if you were like 6 when that happened and if you were i'm worried

why is she topless?

i say to you what you said to emma

how many childhoods did you have? my childhood was good. i remember loads of things. dancing to happy mondays when i was 4, christmas parties at my dads work meeting father christmas, watching blackburn rovers win the premier league on the last day of the season just beating manchester united, playing gex 3d and the original gta on the computer with my sister. playing football every day

when it comes to physical activities one of them will be too teary eyed to defend themself

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: sorry this is fantastic

it was just that that was the funniest thing i've ever read on the board

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tomorrow

are you coming to england any time soon?

i haven't looked at what people have posted regularly so i have no idea who anyone is yeah i'm good. we are just about to start the second day of partying yesterday was a practice with two others, today there will be eight of us :cool: i gots to go entertain my guests dance monkey dance!