Prince Myshkin

how much i enjoy playing in defence

:o

otherwise there would have been blood

i imagined you saying 'oh really now' in a thick irish accent and it defused the situation

i can't stay mad at you two :hug:

you started it :angry:

how shipman didn't make the list i'll never know

well my parents go away in under a week so i might make a cake then

there is nothing wrong with my ass :cry: i'm getting bullied today

well both of you are ugly :cry:

ah that's ok, i understand :lol: a justin bieber lesbian? sounds like an interesting breed of lesbian (because lesbians are bread, obviously)

which one?

:) if i wasn't full from my tea i would be licking the screen! i haven't had cake in a long long time

i've been asked out by about four guys :smug: i've probably been directly asked out by more guys than girls actually, since i always just end up in a relationship without anybody specifically saying 'are we going out?' but yeah, if they said i looked gay it wouldn't be much of a compliment given the stereotype. i should maybe stop wearing my assless trousers :rolleyes:

i know i need help :p my posts are getting ridiculous :rolleyes:

how did you spell coming? with your lezzer looks you may have accidentally set up a sex text exchange :p

nice what kind of cake? oh, did you say your mum or grandma were making you a cake today? i'm sure i remember you saying that

if she means dungaree wearing tomboy lesbian, whilst that isn't an insult, i'd have been more offended if i were you. if she means shorter haired stylish lady lover then i'd have taken it as a compliment fo' sho'

1. i am left footed but right handed 2. i have ridden an elephant 3. iggy pop tried to get me up on the main stage at leeds festival about 6 years ago.

was she chatting you up?

that's right :D

i play defender 11-a-side because i'm good at tackling and heading haha, northern english people all evening dinner 'tea' (as well as the drink). to me dinner means lunch. but yes, i had milk with my tea (which was chicken, potatoes grenn beans carrots and gravy :))

i just played a football game. i usually played 5-aside for one hour. today we played a proper game 11-a-side for 90 minutes and i managed to last the whole game without getting too tired. i played at left back and did pretty well. would have liked to have got forward more but we had a lot of defending to do tea is ready, i'll be back in fifteen!

there are too many attractive females on this board it's like an endless stream