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What? My knowledge of bird genitals didn't impress you enough?

Alejahandra, I hate to break it to you but no birds have pee pees. She nests in an old red-tailed hawk nest in a tree in our front yard. It's badassed. She's just like, "I'm to fucking cool to build a nest, I'm going to take this old enemy hunter's nest and rase mah offspring hurr" Idk what happened to the red-tail though. I think when its mate died it left. (I'm really on top of our backyard wildlife. I'm like fucking Ranger Rick.) edit: Technically speaking, a couple of species of birds have penises, but only really the ones that don't fly very much. Sorry to misinform all the Junior Wildlife Rangers out there. edit dos: I'm not sure why I feel obligated to explain this, but besides the obvious large not-flying birds, many species of which have penises, several species of waterfowl have penises but it's my understanding that they're, like, retractable, and get stuffed back into their cloaca after mating so they don't increase air drag. It's speculated that waterfowl tend to have penises so the water doesn't wash away the sperm when they get it on on a pond or whatever. edit tres: Also, in several species of bird, the male has a phallic organ but it isn't technically a penis because they are not usually ejaculated through.

Lol yeah it's lolzy! I decided I wasn't tired, sorry I abandoned you on MSN. I know it's a female, too, or the one we have is (she usually either brings a male with her or attracts one using her sexy vocalizations I guess) coz she's so GIGANTIC, and also coz her call rises in pitch at the end of each mating call. Am I smart or what. :smart: I really don't know what her issue is, though, they don't get it on typically until at least November but she always does her mating calls during the summer... wtf? Sometimes we can hear her during the winter like you're supposed to be able to but either she stays basically on the move or she's completely quiet for most of the year. I think she's establishing her summer territory right now or something. I really like owls, which is why I'm getting so geeky. I think they're amazing.

I wonder why it always flies away in the winter. I guess we only have hardcore rodents in the summer? I saw it during the daytime once, getting mobbed by crows. It was fucking gigantic. You don't realize how fucking gigantic these things are if you just see their shadows swooping around sometimes. I mean this fucker is huge. Like if it flew sideways its wingspan would be higher than a midget. It's fucking gigantic. I thought I knew what a big bird was like cuz of our macaw but NO I MEAN THESE THINGS ARE HUUUUUGEEEEE. Just sayin'

Hedwig's a chick in the books but played by a male in the movies, so yeah, Hedwig's actor is totally homoseckshual.

Great Horned =/= Hedwig. :snobby:

CELEBRATION! It sounds so pretty. It's a Great Horned trying to get itself some ass. I think its mate will be here soon unless it died over the winter. Then we can listen to TWO Great Horneds trying to get themselves some ass! :cheesy: Summer is a beautiful time of year for us. :wacky:

I meant more computer games, but I suppose "game" includes somewhat-more-accepted-as-artsy things like chess or whatever. Personally I think (computer/video) games are one of the best art forms of all, viewer participation is absolutely required so you become more attached to the characters, etc, which gets the art's point across far better. The aesthetics in game can certainly be artwork as well, but I also consider games as a whole to be art. Although a lot of mainstream video games are very non-artistic to me, personally, there are a handful of absolute gems out there, but they tend to be more like... I'm not sure, interactive stories? than "games" in the completely traditional sense. So we may actually need a different definition here.

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AN ANONYMOUS USER said to show him my tits, I think I'll do that, problem solved!

MOAR GUESS!

Um... how?

Yah, I guess that's how it will have to go.

We have a friendly relationship! That's why this is so wurd.

He's just not macho like you. He has regular teenager issues re self-confidence, inadequacy, etc, I assume.

I don't know... >.>

He's not the kind of guy who would ever in his entire life grow enough balls to ask a girl out. Trust me. I don't think that's bad just he will never date a girl of his own volition. btw Chris, did I ever tell you I loved you? Josh, you're so macho. I would ask you out but you wouldn't think I was attractive enough, which is why I'm trying to settle for the school nerd.

I'm not actually sure. I haven't seen him since school let out but I like talking to him, he's smart and interesting and he's also kind of cute; plus it's really weird coz both our friends are always like, "awww you should go out together, you're the only two who can stand each other without tearing out each others' throats" (he's one of those bordering-on-obnoxiously smart people if that makes sense, I don't mind because we're both about the same intelligence level and... idk, just the obnoxiousness never really rubbed off on me) and stuff like that. He's 15 though and he can't date until he's 16 so I guess I would have to ask him out after school started again, assuming my daddy would even muster up the guts to let me leave the house with a member of the opposite sex. Ugh idk I just don't know how we would start it. Plus I feel really lame right now.

Halp concerning a boy but if you're a boy doing the halping concerning the boy that's ok too because I'm not a heartlessly sexist asshole. :nice:

okay, I'll help you. 1) Did you try clicking on it?

Thanks, Mr. Relationship.

Hint: I may not be.

Yahhh but I'm a nooooob :sad:

Well fuck that!! I'm fucking empowered here!

This probably isn't the best group of people to ask, but how do you ask one of your best friends out? I'm a total noob at dating. edit: Also I'm not sure I would even be allowed to go out with him. so keep that in mind :cheesy: