OCD (obsessive coldplay disorder) has been spreading all around the world. We need to raise awareness. Symptoms of OCD include.
Feet not touching the ground.
Seeing your future inside a glass of water
knowing the proper way to get rid of giant squirrels
seeing the world in black and white (and yellow)
seeing white shadows
wanting to see birds flying at the speed of sound
searching Violet hill on google earth
Asking "When is coldplay going to show up?" at every puppet show.
Going to the oracle for every problem that you have
Naming your kids/pets Chris, Will, Johnny, or Guy.
Hating Joe Satriani
(I just noticed that as I was typing this, I had 6 tabs open. Coldplay facebook page, light through the viens by John hopkins on youtube, and 4 coldplaying.com tabs)
If you or a loved one has one or more of these symptoms, well that's just awesome!