Brent

I hump bagels the hole is convenient

I like humping the ground It's kewl

I really want to do what that alligator is doing

Girls don't even poop at all

Vegemite is disgusting

I think my roommate is pooping right now but I'm not sure

I have a phone

And no you will never be a real person Emily

You didn't have a phone what

I luv u Emily omg hi

I'm blowing off this studying and going to sleep because I'm a badass I just wanted to tell someone

Yeah shut up slut

And bitch you're new. Don't push it :angry:

I am supreme

Oh okay it's just ****** wank*r

I thought you wouldn't say wank on here ****** w*nk

*lick*

I like you :blush:

A little tempted to use that as my avi

I feel weird

Clearly not very well

I like Madmen and I jumped at said chance So both?

I don't think they're smart enough to organize like that Though I am a Coldplay fanboy, I do have a brain. And I don't obsess over my desire for Chrissy's penis.

I think the Coldplay section is counter-trolling the lounge

No-one in the lounge likes "Chrissy pics"