*Ali*

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really??? germans polish and ukranians?! :stunned: i had no idea, they actually live there?

lol i know! and you get so squished as well! :dozey: however i have concucted a plan whereby as i am half their size i will crawl through their legs til i get to the front in the next gig i go to! :P :lol:

you'd be about 5'6/7 me thinks :thinking:

hehe :rolleyes: i did something like that tonight actually :stunned: but i do like being short, it has its perks, such as knowing i could never marry someone who is shorter than me! :P

really? in Brazil?!?! i thought everyone was dark! :stunned:

Happy Birthday Lea! :D :kiss:

woooo i love it when other people cook for me! :P

yeah exactly! hehe, then getting flares could be tricky though, although we could set a new fashion trend that will sweep the nation :idea2:

pffff silly! you'll damage your skin :tongue: then again your skin copes better than mine lol, i can't tan :stunned: hehe

really? lol you lucky thing! :D i wish i liked it but i hate doing it :embarrased: ah well

why not? :stunned: :embarrased:

hehe i get that too! i took up a pair of trousers by 17 cm today :stunned:

i'm british, we're kinda notorious for not eating well on the whole :rolleyes: :embarrased: i kinda live off meat potatoes and carbohydrates like rice, pasta etc oooooooh where was your sun cream?! :P

2.5 cm = 1 inch, 12 inches in a foot, so you would be.....171.25 cm :idea2: and i would be...160 cm :rolleyes:

everyone's so tall :stunned: i'm 5'4 :rolleyes:

i'm really bad, i don't really eat veggies :embarrased:

jamie oliver lives in saffron walden, 10 mins from me! he's always in cambridge :cool:

he's a tv presenter who looks good for the audience :P and probs makes up for june sarpong :dozey:

every saturday and sunday mornings on tv baby :cool3:

he was on saved by the bell! :idea2:

lol that's for your eyes to see in the dark! :P

http://www.take3management.co.uk/steve_jones.htm :sneaky: ...not the best piccie btw!

lol hang on will get to the bottom of this! i just had that page up :stunned:

my friend who lives in spain :stunned: they all looked at me as if i was an alien cos i was so white lol! :rolleyes: