MAFE
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I love this thread°!!! :kiss:
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its a awful truth!! :disappointed:
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Emma Oliver?
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:huh:A son in law with batteries... A man came home from work, thinking no one else was home yet. As he hung up his hat and put down his briefcase, he heard loud moans coming from his oldest daughter's bedroom. Not quite sure what was going on, he crept stealthily up the stairs, tiptoed down the hallway and gently pushed open the door, to find his daughter lying flat on her back on her bed with her bra pushed over her breasts. Her knickers were around her ankles, her eyes were closed, her mouth was hanging slackly open and she was rubbing a Rabbit vibrator feverishly between her widespread thighs. Shocked, he blurted out: "What the hell do you think you're doing?" Visibly shaken, but unable to stop so close to her orgasm, his daughter yelled at him to get out and shut the door. Her father stumbled down the stairs in a daze and sat in the living room, appalled that his beautiful daughter would abuse herself in this manner. Ten minutes later, his daughter walked in dressed in only her bra and knickers and admonished her dad for not knocking before entering, and then said: "Fuck it, dad — I'm 25 years old, I don't have a boyfriend, I've never had a boyfriend, and I probably never will have a boyfriend. But I have needs, and I have to take care of them, you know?" Her father said: "Listen — you just haven't had much luck with boyfriends. I'm sure you'll get one soon." She replied: "No, Dad. It's not gonna happen. I'll never ever get married. That's all. I'm sorry to disappoint you." A few weeks later, the daughter came home early one afternoon to find her father sitting on the living room couch, with a gin and tonic in one hand, and her Rabbit vibrator in his other hand, watching TV. "Dad!" she yelled out. "What the fuck are you doing?" Her father casually looked up over his shoulder at her and said: "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a drink with my new son-in-law."You Madonna but not like a virgin :disappointed:Alcohol....the solution to all our problems!! mwahahahahha :lol:hahahha...chistosisima!! Yo sali con el! no sabias???? preguntale!wassup yo Ian!! your bday is comming!!! any plans for it?WTF??? did you?? awww shit i want that DVD!! I was in the movie premiere and it was at 12:00 of the midnight!! the cinema was full and i was with my best friend...the perv...remember??? and the fucker started to cry when Obi Wan cut Anakin's hands! hahahahahaAawww bye my Aaron!!! take care and bone appetite! :blush:Long and tiring as fuck!!!! pppftttt...now im at home very relaxed!oh if you see me live!! you're gonna say that i am!yeah! now i have to eat it!!! and i need to lose some pounds too! im too fucking fat!mafete jar jar is thinking to watcha star wars the attacko of the clonos for 1000000 timo in Fox! mwahahahahha....and eat some fruit!! im starving and i want a hamburger and i cant eat it! booooo :(oh thats awesome... I cant eat those kind of things...i have gastritis...now i have to eat a lot of fruits and healthy meal!!!! :cry:aaawwwww... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: ......... hehehe e :wink3: So how was your day?Well yeah! :nice: I need to lose some pounds so its fair yeah! Awww i know she's gonna be ok!! :blush:If you werent gay i swear for God that i was flirting with you!! :wink3:aawwwww.....what are you planning to eat?mafete is being very sick!!! this fucking gastritis is killing me.... Me hicieron ecografia y el medico me dijo que si no me cuidaba la gastritis podria convertirse en ulcera...que llego en un muy mal momento, precisamente cuando van a empezar las epocas navideñas con toda esa comida tan espectacular que mi madre hace... :angry: So..chao junk food!! :cry: What's wrong with your luff? :/Aaron...my light, my soul!! :kiss: