Ambergris

Hah, this is funny. reminded me of old phylosophy classes :lol: Zeno of Elea - To prove it could never reach the other side.

is that supposed to be funny or something?

^Mm, I don't get your point? Hah, yeah very funny uh? :lol: the real joke was plenty with answers of dudes I didn't know so I did chose the most known and funy ones.

7/10

Indulj hát, fénylő nap fia, nagy király, Várunk rád; Szenvedő, árva Hunnia. Visszavár! Csak terád vár!

Egészséges Fejbõr - Attila

Plato - For the greater good. Macchiaveli - The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing the road justify whatever motive there was. Karl Marx - It was a historical inevitability. Martin Luther King Jr - I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. Moses - And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the Chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Ludvig von Beethoven: What? speak up. Fidel Castro - To continue the revolution. Charles Darwin - It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees. Albert Einstein - Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference. Sigmund Freud - The fact that you thought the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Friedrich Nietzsche - It was an Überchicken exercising his will to power. The Sphynx - You tell me. Buddha - Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. Homer Simpson - (drooling) Mmmm... chicken. Scientology leader - The reason is in yourself you just cannot see it. By means of only $US1.500 you'll receive our book, our video and our lie detector to make you a psychological analysis, so you'll find the reason. Bill Clinton - I swear nothing has happened between the chicken and me. Neo - The chicken doesn't exist. George W. Bush - The fact the chicken crossed the road with all impunity represents a huge menace to democracy, justice and freedom worldwide. There's no doubt we should had bomb that road long time ago. With the purpose of guaranteeing the peace on that region and confront those terrorist acts the United Sates goverment has made the resolution of sending 17 aircrafts, 46 destructors and 154 frigates with the support by land of 243.000 soldiers of infantry and by air of 846 bombings that will have as a mission in the name of liberty and democracy to eliminate every single sing of life in about 5.000 milles near then with the missiles make sure that whatever by near or far henhouse alike is reduced to ashes so they can't dare to menace our nation anymore. After all we're going to help in the reconstruction, the country will be gentle directed by our goverment by putting a cock in charge democratically chosen by our embasor. To finance all the reconstruction work we will be compensated with the total domain of the cereal production during 30 years of course giving the people from the country a little part of the earnings. In this new country of freedom and peace we assure no other chicken will ever dare to cross the road just because there won't be roads anymore and chickens won't have legs. God bless America!

^Mmm, so you really believe that those who don't believe Christ was the son of God (Jews, Muslisms, rest of the world...etc) aren't right and possibly are going to hell for it?

Oka, espero que no se te vaya a corromper la mente... más de lo que ya la tienes. :lol: j/k :kiss: I really have to go now.

10/10 Mejor el pájaro... es más chistoso. :D Jaj, también me dió risa lo que dijiste de la canción... a todos mis amigos que se las he mostrado se mueren de la risa. Ese reggaetón es demasiado explícito... y ni te hablo de como se baila. :rolleyes:

:lol: qué vieja tan arrecha entonces cuál crees que debo tener, el oso chandoso or pajarraco indigestado?

10/10 Sensual? :o "mételo papi, mételo... mételo papi... ahhh, ahhhh" :sick:

Email Or ?

10/10 ^LOL!

10/10 Nothing, its supposed to be totally pointless. :P ps. escuchaste la canción?

Cause love Which avatar should I choose, the one I have or this? :D

Now check the funny bear. ;) lol

10/10 Haha, my new avatar

Wtf? :D

Snow Patrol - Shut your eyes

Haha thanks! Look which I found. :D angry gnome.

Where did you get it, btw?

Lo siento maiu. Este thread terminará pudriéndose en lo más profundo de la sección. Como la música de esos ñoños. :P

The Pixies - Where is my mind