thetwoleggedgroovemachine

believe me when i tell you i can shit through the eye of a needle. i went into work this morning and thought i was going to let one rip but it turns out i actually shat myself. i decided that today was going to be write off so i came home and had a shower and got in bed. im going to go get some soup in a bit, i need someone to come round and do all the nursey things that need doing.

i was only messing about when i said it smells of old people, you know me...im just a big kidder. apart from the fact the board is as slow as pigshit the place looks alright. the smileys are better and im sure GOD will have plenty of attitude to liven it up now and again. :lol:

im suffering from a bout of food poisoning after eating 48 hour old pizza at the weekend.

the old place wasnt stimulating me anymore, id become nothing more than a caricature of the person id never wanted to be. i'll be trying out a few new message boards to see which one takes me fancy.

hmmm, how can i prove it? i know, you once sent me your mobile number in a pm so i could send you dirty text messages. believe me now? :lol:

i was jumperclown at the old place...remember me? :embarrased:

haha, berrywoman is here too.

ive come over from there too! ive come to make a new life with trevman :D

appreciates the stone roses.