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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO WILL!!!!!!!!! Muah!

The Coldplay Documentary: Scene #142 OUTSIDE THE TOILET. *In hushed tone of voice used by wildlife shows especially when they're sneaking up on a pride of lions* And so, here we have the band waiting for their turns to have a go in the toilet. We must be silent. Look at Jon's piss-resisting technique. He clearly has the strongest bladder of the lot. The expression on his face shows no sign of a need to go to the loo. Amazing. Chris, the one with the blond mane uses the uncommon arm-clutch technique. It is rare to find a manimal who's bladder is directly connected to the nerves in the arms. Fascinating indeed. Will Champion is clearly the brightest of the pack. He has conveniantly unzipped his pants a little bit so that it takes just that millisecond shorter to get down to business once he reaches the toilet seat. That is astounding... Now we must be careful. The black-maned one we have named Guy is in a fragile state. Shh. He is clearly in dire need of the loo, and it seems that he has a weak bladder. Wait, hold on. He speaks. GUY (in tiny voice): My legs feel warm. I think I wet myself

^^ Yeah, it came out from the bestselling children's book, 'Chris Martin and the One Man Band'.

Weird that I came upon this thread so suddenly when I onyl started doing this last week... I've only done it twice though, cuz I thought it was really unoriginal... But then it did some good cuz people began asking what it is and I get to talk to them about fair trade... And then some other people started doing it... That's probably why I stopped.... I hate unoriginality... :snore:

I think I might go have some roti canai now...

^needs a hug. *hugs*

CHRISSY POO!!! :heart: Ok, I should stop that...

You always have the good stuff! Last time it was ramlee burger!

I tried again and came up with this! http://artpad.art.com/?ijx3ybff9co Not as good as Irene's stuff though...

I am soo bad at this http://artpad.art.com/?ijx377r8y74

Last Friday... At how you see the world... Why are racist people racist?

Sure I do! When was the last time you slapped someone?

CHRISSY POO!! He;s perfectly imperfect...

Extremely!! Cuz I get to wear make up... Do you have a good sense of humour?

Aw you poor thing. Come here *hugs*

...And so after the concert, Chris quietly put away the 'Sexy Bassist' prop into the store room where it waits to be used again in the next concert...

THAT"S NOT GUY!!! Or is it? All this time I've looked at that avy and I thought it was Alessa's boyfriend or something... :embarrased:

CHRISSY POO!!!!!!!!!! :heart:

Athlete... and Johnny's guitar playing sounds a lot like U2's the Edge's. Innit?

What?! This song so rules... I love the magical chorus bit!

Awww.... Isn't Chris cute? :lol:

^ 5? Sorry luvvy, I don't really understand the story behind it...

Aw, are you alright there, Coldplay Lover?

I'm about to have fish and chips!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!

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