Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas. "I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne "Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle " It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -- Lee Iacocca "I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony. "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein," -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst. "We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina "If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman “If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires.” – George Bush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 pure gold :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: dunno should I cry or laught Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: it hurts me to think that some of those were from presidents :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 If it ain't funny it would be sad. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 You are special just like everyone else :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 awwwwww thanks man :cool: wait, what do you mean by special? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bijeli_Miš Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 it's sposed to be Intellegent ;) Get it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 1, 2004 Share Posted September 1, 2004 :lol: dont worry man, i got it :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinned Alive Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey as funny as it is, she never actually said this. :P :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 :lol: doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAFE Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 oh god! is too long to read! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 ^^^SWEET QUOTES DAVE! No squirels though.... :lol: :lol: View Sig = good quotes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inti Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 q: whats the capital of Sweden? a: S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 HAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: Not really a quote, but classic none the less! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inti Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 thanks mate ;) q: what is bach doing at the moment? a: decomposing i know i know..its not a quote...hehee :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: That's the best joke I've heard in ages! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inti Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 glad to know that my chemistry class wasnt a total waste of time :) ;).......besides i dont need to know about molar masses anyway!.. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Ohhhhh, these forums crack me up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inti Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 i was initially a part of the other forum....the 'official one'... its better here in my opinion :D....uahahahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddierofl Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 Definatley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-JaK- Posted September 2, 2004 Share Posted September 2, 2004 “If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires.” – George Bush sounds like something he'd say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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