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WILL SURVIVE' - (Un-edited versions)




First I was afraid I was petrified


At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side


I would've drunk a little less,


I would've tried to keep my head.


If I'd known for just one second you'd


Assault me in your bed.


I tried to go, walk out the door


But you've been sitting on my legs and


I Can't feel them anymore


And now you're sitting on my face,


my nose has vanished - not a trace,


I only hope that you're big knickers aren't


Made of liquorice lace


I want to go, I've got to leave


Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave


Only hope that no one saw me walking home


With such a sl*t.


God the things that you get up to


when you're half cut.


Please let me go, I'm getting scared


There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly


Bre*sts from being bared.


I think that I must have been mad, God what


Made me want to court her?


With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just


Filled up with water


It's time to go, run out the door


She's started hinting she wants sex on her


Dirty lino floor


I don't think there's anything worse


Than the al-co-hol-ics curse.






To which the girls reply.........






At first I was afraid, I was petrified.


By the ugly w a*ker that was lying by my side.


I would've drunk a little less, I would've


Tried to keep my head,


If I'd know for just one second I'd be in


Your crusty bed...


I tried to go, walk out the door.


But I laughed so hard at your small kn*b that


I've fallen on the floor.


Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out


disgrace, But I'd


rather look at that, than at your F###ing ugly face...!


I want to go, I've got to leave.


Your talk of chicks and football really makes


Me want to heave.


I only know I've got to stop my drinking


Spirits and the beer


Coz when I looked at you last night, you


Looked just like Richard Gere !


Please let me go, I feel quite sick,


We had the worst sex in the world and you're


An ugly pr*ck


I should have sh**ged your gorgeous mate,


At least he's got a lovely flat


But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm


Stuck with you, you tw*t.


It's time to go, run out the door.


You look so ugly it should really be against the law.


I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going


To have no stupid fun


Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me


Want to be a nun !



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you can't drive...? :o


shame on you nothing is better than driving aat nightimes through the city with some loud music one...8)


im going to..im an idiot for not!

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