Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

 

I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.

the puddy kidknappers response.....

:lol:

:sneaky: :whip:

and the say the morality of people has gone down...even cats are now flipping the finger off at people

 

*shakes head*

:lol: :lol: I love cats they're so unbelievably sly and back stabbing.... I mean they'll come and rub themselves off you and eat your food then run off to other people and do the same..... like men I suppose :idea2: :lol: :sneaky:

:lol: :lol: I love cats they're so unbelievably sly and back stabbing.... I mean they'll come and rub themselves off you and eat your food then run off to other people and do the same..... like men I suppose :idea2: :lol: :sneaky:

 

yeah...i guess thats true....

 

you even stroke my belly or head in the right place and i'll even purr for you :lol:

:lol: :wink3: meow

:wink3: you know it :lol:

 

although i must warn you that im a fussy eater...none of this cardboard crunchies crap :lol:

 

but if you treat me good, i can lie on the end of your bed and keep your feet warm :lol:

:lol: :lol: And tell me this now, just how fluffy are you, see you may not be allowed in the sitting room and I don't want to have to just lock you in my bedroom :sneaky:

I dont think I shed that much fifi but you know, you can play safe rather than sorry if you want :wink3: :lol:

:lol: ah good stuff well if you go wandering I don't want to see you lick someone else's meaty chunks! :embarrased: :rolleyes: :lol:

LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I promise to be loyal to you as long as you dont get me Neutered :stunned:

:lol: Ok I won't but I don't do the picking off of the ticks. I used to have this cat called buzzer (we called him that because he seriously looked high all the time. I'm talking freaked out cat who walked into drain pipes.) But he went away.... hang on I forget where I was going with this story... :lol: :rolleyes: Oh yeah the tick business, yeah he used to get loads and I couldn't pick them off but I swear there was this other family he went to that used to do all that. Ok long story for something so random and uninteresting :lol: :rolleyes:

*sniff* that was so beautiful fifi!

 

i think its the most beautiful thing a woman has ever said to me :lol:

:lol: :lol: I'm just so privledged that I could be the giver of such beauty and happiness but I still miss that crazy ball of fluff *sobs uncontrolably*

awwww

 

*hugs*

 

it will be ok

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

oooooh, this is nice...and she smells so good :lol:

*hugs* but now I've got a new ickle puddy cat who I can stroke all day :stunned: :lol: come sit on me :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

if you insist :lol: :P

 

Meooooooooow :cool:

:lol: :lol: Ah it's all craziness :dizzy2: *insert pussy related joke here* :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

but the craziness is what makes it so good :P :lol:

Definately :cool: also alcohol induced hyperness :idea2:

I'm talking freaked out cat who walked into drain pipes

 

:stunned: :lol: aaaaaaaaw poor cat

Definately :cool: also alcohol induced hyperness :idea2:

 

:lol: thats the best type :lol:

Ali I swear he's mental! We found him under our shed! :stunned: And my mam hates cats so I had to beg her for ages! So me and my bro secretly kept him until she found out then she didn't really care :idea2: :dozey:

 

I know David I'm gonna come on here and read this stuff and be like.....hmmmm ok so..... :idea2: :rolleyes: