Guest DavidG Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back." Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex." Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?" In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 oh no :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimixxx Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 :o Shocking :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 :lol: i was just told that about 5 mins ago... an american friend told me it...due to the amount of gay catholic priests being uncovered and the like :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 ^ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 you have strange friends :idea2: :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 you have strange friends :idea2: :stunned: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 you have strange friends :idea2: :stunned: he's from Ohio :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albie Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 ^ :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 :stunned: :lol: :lol: :stunned: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 I thought it was a real confession... :dozey: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftLeg Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 Maybe it was :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 is albie that strange friend? :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berrywoman Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 *dun dun dun* :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 :lol: :lol: no it wasn't :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaver Posted November 15, 2004 Share Posted November 15, 2004 it was just a question :embarrased: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DavidG Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Where is Albie? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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