Lolly Pop Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. If you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. Two Chavs are in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police. Where do you take a Chavette for a decent night out? Up the gary. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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