..entertain me, I just came home from work and all my friends are asleep or out and I'm lonely :cry:

*does can-can*

well hello...:D

 

 

*hands out good cold german beer*

*does can-can*

 

 

lol...I can imagine the phantom dancing!... :P

I'm actually drink Grolsch. It isn't German, I'd love to taste a german right now :blush:

oh grolsch is nice and indeed it has a "german" taste to it

 

I'd love to taste a german right now :blush:

 

are you still talking about beer...? :wink3:

I'll let you deside ;)

i'd say you don't...:P :stunned:

:stunned:

oh was that the wrong choice....me and my distorted mind... :embarrased:

Haha, we all have distorted minds these days, de-sensitised and perverted by film and television. However, it makes conversations more fun.

that very last bit of you post is very true but its very shocking actually....where will lead us all that...? the Hell mb...:P :stunned:

Let's hope..I hear it is scorching there.

oi! mind if I join you... :wink3: I give a pretty mean lap dance??? I'll show you my banana... I mean iPod.. :laugh3: I have mangos too.. real mangos..

I gave my friend a lap dance once, we were pissed and on a wall outside the pub. The friend is a 'he'.

The scary thing is, is that I was quite outstanding.

 

Hello :wink3:

haha! did he enjoy it??

I'd say so. :stunned:

furthermore.. did you?? lol I'd be lying if I said I wasnt jealous...:laugh3:

I didn't really enjoy, because he is a man. I don't intend on doing it again very soon, although it is clear I have a talent for it.

I'll keep that in mind when in the UK... ;) and I am in need of some entertainment

Maybe I could get a job that incorporates my natural talent..now what job could I do?

you can be my private dancer... :wink3:

I'll let you deside ;)

 

I'm a great entertainer :P

you can be my private dancer... :wink3:

 

How is the pay?

you can be my private dancer... :wink3:

 

How is the pay?

 

 

I pay in feathers.. for your imaginative use.. I also offer bonuses... :wink3: