MAFE Posted June 7, 2005 Share Posted June 7, 2005 Well! i was so bored and i decided to search some homer simpson quotes!! i'm falling off my chair! hahaha... *All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. *If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead. *And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? *If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. *WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school? *Ooh! sensory depravation kicks ass! *Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! *Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead. *Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju! *Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. *Ha ha! Look at this country! You are gay!? Ha ha! *Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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