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HOMER SIMPSON QUOTES!


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Well! i was so bored and i decided to search some homer simpson quotes!! i'm falling off my chair! hahaha...

 

*All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.

 

*If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

 

*And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

 

*If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

 

*WHO IS FONZY!?! Don't they teach you anything at school?

 

*Ooh! sensory depravation kicks ass!

 

*Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

 

*Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He's always one step ahead.

 

*Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.?

The kids can call you Hoju!

 

*Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.

 

*Ha ha! Look at this country! You are gay!? Ha ha!

 

*Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.

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