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So I Just Shot The Mail Man...

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Right, well a coupe of months ago I ordered some gear off the internet, pretty expensive stuff.... Cost something like, 3 grand, but I've been saving up since I was like... 10 and working every summer for this.

 

Well, I went to the mail office and they gave me this coupon thing - now, I need this coupon to get the gear from the mail guy - since it's expensive and got shipped over from Japan. Well... The other day the mail man came to the door with the equiptment, he asked for my coupon (usually you don't need the coupon, you just tell them the details, this guy asked for the coupon).

 

I told him I'd left it in my room and I went to get it. Turns out I lost it. I went back down to him, picking up my hand gun on the way (you need that sorta thing in my neighbourhood) and said "is this the coupon you looking for?" and shot him.

 

I'm kinda worried now... I could get arrested for this...! What should I do, any ideas?

You need to go and report this to the police.. :dozey:

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But that would be like, my life over. I was more thinking you guys could help me disguise it or something. I don't wanna go to jail man!

 

Are you telling me that no-one on this board has ever killed someone and hidden it before? :O

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They are. That doesn't mean they aren't available. I tell you, about 80% people in my village I live in have a gun somewhere in their home.

Okkiiiiiess.. We can't help you out sorry..

 

You need to go to the police and report this..Tell them what happened.. I'm sure everything will be fine. Next time, think before you start shooting at people just because you don't have a coupon.

 

Sorry, we can't help you and I'm locking this..but Good luck :)

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Ahh it's alright. Maybe the prison will let me take my Coldplay CDs and gimme some internet access. :smug:

What the fuck? You might just win an award for this thread

 

under which category, I'm not sure yet :rolleyes:

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