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The 12 Days of Chavmas!!

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On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

A pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

Two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

eleven prammers pushing,

ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry.

 

On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me,

twelve chavvers chavving,

eleven prammers pushing,

ten lads joy-riding,

nine ladies drinking,

eight midriffs showing,

seven scallies stealing,

six teens a-laying,

fiiiveee sovereign riinngggs,

four stolen phones,

three navel studs,

two tracksuit tops

and a pikey in Burberry

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I thought it deserved a wider audience!! :P

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