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1. If a parsley farmer is sued, do they garnish his wages?

2. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

3. If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

4. If a funeral procession is at night, do the people drive with their lights off?

5. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

6. Why do they call it a TV set when there is only one?

7. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?

8. Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?

9.What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?

10. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

11. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from.

12. Why do the call a finished building a building, shouldn't it be a BUILT?

13. If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box?

14. Why do they put Braille on the number pads of drive up teller machines?

15. When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?

16. How did a fool and his money come together in the first place?

17. How do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

18. How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?

19. If its tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

20. Whats another word for Thesaurus?

21. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

22. What do they ship styrofoam in?

23. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

24. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

25. How do you know its time to tune your bagpipes?

26. When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

27. Does "virgin wool" come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet?

28. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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