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Jonathan Wilkes goal!

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Did anybody see Jonathan Wilke's goal just now on Socceraid. What a beauty, it takes me back to the Devon and Dorset community cup of 1976. When the great Rodger McLoughologhoghlan scored after a mazy 45 yard drible. I think we all know how THAT mach turned out.

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Although i hate Jonathon Wilkes because he has made a career out off sponging off Robbie Williams, i hate Robbie Williams aswell but i'll save that for another thread. Anyway His goal was an absolute beauty, i bet robbie will never hear the end of that now..."Hey Robbie can you remember when i chipped Schmiachel"........

^But does anyone really care if Jonathan (who?) Wilkes scores a goal??

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Indeed, to chip one of the greatest goalkeepers to ever play the game must be a special moment. I'd have put it in the top corner personally though.

Yeah, i hate him but it was really good, you need to see it i surpose. The celebrities playing for our english side are really good. David Gray's a good little footballers

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So is the bloke who was in band of brothers. The Dude who played Major Dick Winters.

Yeah' date=' i hate him but it was really good, you need to see it i surpose. The celebrities playing for our english side are really good. David Gray's a good little footballers[/quote']

 

But I don't mind David Gray being there because he's truly talented and a genuine star, unlike JW, who's only famous for being Robbie's mate!!:thinking:

But I don't mind David Gray being there because he's truly talented and a genuine star' date=' unlike JW, who's only famous for being Robbie's mate!!:thinking:[/quote']

 

How right you are, David Gray is a legend

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I hate Jonathan Wilkes but I must admit, he is a good footballer. I hate Robbie Williams even more though, the fat, useless, living off of one song, twat.

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celebrity football? sounds interesting...who all's playing?

 

England V The Rest of the World. England are winning 2-0, pretty impressive seeing as how Maradonna is turning out for the opposition.

Les Ferdernand's goal was good aswell. Gordan Ramsey is shit, he should stick to cooking and as for robbie williams half half time crack, he should just pack up and go home

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Yeah, he should get back to making shite music. I don't mind Gordan Ramsey though.

I don't mind him but he's a shite footballer. Bradley Walsh is a good little footballer aswell. I was expecting big things from John Barnes, but i'm not impressed so far. Paul Gasgoine could never disapoint me though

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The Gazza will never dissapoint. I agree with you about David Gray though, not only is he a talented songsmith but he can kick a pigs bladder too.

David Seaman is still as good as ever. If i was Sven i would bring him to the world cup and bring him out of retirement.

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Only if he brought back the Tache/Ponytail combo.

I've seen the goal, and I have to concede it was impressive!

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I've seen the goal' date=' and I have to concede it was impressive![/quote']

 

Well done my friend, consider yourself forgiven lol.

Ahh, the legendary tache/ponytail combo, that guy could have been a big name in the porn industry if he only took a different career direction

Well done my friend' date=' consider yourself forgiven lol.[/quote']

 

Doesn't change the fact that Wilkes is a "nobody", though!:rolleyes:

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Or took his career in another "erection" you could say. Sorry I've been posting with the MC daddy for too long.

OH shit, robbie williams has started the second half. I hope he gets injured the fucking cock

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I hope he gets his legs done in. The fucking no-mark.

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