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Beckham and sister 'Fat-ham'

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Beckham and sister 'Fat-ham'

 

A German tabloid newspaper lampooned the family of England captain David Beckham on Monday, describing his sister as "Fat-ham" and his mother as having the "smile of a peasant".

When the entire Beckham family decamped to Frankfurt to watch England's opening World Cup match against Paraguay on Saturday, Germany's top-selling Bild newspaper seemed just as interested in what was happening in the stands.

Beckham's 24-year-old sister Joanne came in for especially harsh treatment in the full-page spread accompanied by colour photographs.

"Dear me, is she chubby. Arms, bust, bum, all very British. Joanne is the sort of girl who drinks sangria on the beach in Majorca. And then dances on a table with her top off," said the paper.

The Real Madrid star, who earns an estimated 17 million pounds ($32m) a year, flew his relatives to Frankfurt in a private jet.

Bild described his mother Sandra, 50, as the "superstar's mum with the smile of a peasant".

The Beckham photospread is the latest salvo in the tabloid war between Germany and England to coincide with the World Cup.

lol ... i read that ..

my gosh ... you guys shouldn't take everything seriously

 

you also made fun of our pope because of that hitler thing ... :dozey:

you were pointing your fingers and actually didn't have a clue what it was about

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lol ... i read that ..

my gosh ... you guys shouldn't take everything seriously

 

you also made fun of our pope because of that hitler thing ... :dozey:

you were pointing your fingers and actually didn't have a clue what it was about

 

I don't have a problem with people taking the mickey out of David and "Stick"toria - I even do so myself.

But Beckham's mum and sister are just ordinary members of the public and should be left alone. They have nothing to do with it!:angry:

there was nothing bad about his mum ... only about his sister

 

and wtf?

 

there's always gossip about people that aren't even famous

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there was nothing bad about his mum ... only about his sister

 

and wtf?

 

there's always gossip about people that aren't even famous

 

Yes there was - they said she had "the smile of a peasant". That's insulting!!

 

Gossip is nearly always about people who are in the public eye for some reason (usually of their own making).

Beckham's mother and sister have never courted publicity as far as I know.;)

mhh ... but who the fuck cares?!

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mhh ... but who the fuck cares?!

 

They do!!;)

so it's not my problem then

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so it's not my problem then

 

*Well just be grateful you're not the sister of a global superstar, then!:thinking:

ohy eah, the chance of being a global star's sister is soooo huge

 

thank god, he spared me ...

^^^:rolleyes:

 

I'm surprised you have not cracked any fat jokes mark,remember Michelle "Fat manus jokes?"

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^^^:rolleyes:

 

I'm surprised you have not cracked any fat jokes mark,remember Michelle "Fat manus jokes?"

 

 

She is a "celebrity", and so is fair game. Her family wouldn't be, though.;)

there's always gossip about people that aren't even famous
The Germany team must be all over the front pages then ;)
She is a "celebrity"' date=' and so is fair game. Her family [i']wouldn't [/i]be, though.;)

 

 

Aye I get your point there mark...:cool:

Nice to see that the German equivalent of The Sun hasn't changed much then. The Sun neeevvvvvveeeeerrr does anything like that, does it? :dozey:

The Germany team must be all over the front pages then ;)

 

Awwwwwwwww......this was such a nice comment Ian!:nice:[/sarcasm]

 

haha....actually I think it is a good thing if they are (in your opiniopn) not that famous....that doesn't make them arrogant!

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Awwwwwwwww......this was such a nice comment Ian!:nice:[/sarcasm]

 

haha....actually I think it is a good thing if they are (in your opiniopn) not that famous....that doesn't make them arrogant!

 

But I bet every win is making them more arrogant!!:P

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^I'd say more self confident!:smug:

 

No surprise there!:P

^I'd say more self confident!:smug:

yaaaay, your signature is beautiful :D

Heheh...thanks Grace!Not that I'm such a fan of Ballack...but I loved the way they were happy about it..and the sig has a double meaning:D

But I bet every win is making them more arrogant!!:P

 

I don't mind as long as there won't be any after the match against Ecuador

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Heheh...thanks Grace!Not that I'm such a fan of Ballack...but I loved the way they were happy about it..and the sig has a double meaning:D

 

Are they having an affair??:stunned:

NO...I mean with the text among....and stuff....Danke Deutschland.....thanks first to the team...and second to the country as the host!

same with the happiness...first because they are so happy about their goals and second because of the happiness in the country..

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