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PC plays "cops and doggers"!!

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Pervy PC ... Lumber poses next to commemorative stone PC plays cops and doggers

 

 

A BEAT bobby has been given the boot after he went “dogging” for sex while on duty. Pervy PC Darren Lumber, 35, stunned one couple by squeezing in beside them as they smooched in the front of their car.

The married dad of two egged them on to have sex as he tried to join the romp in full uniform.

At one stage he even got a call on his radio but told fellow cops: “I’m busy at the moment — I’ll get back to you in 20 minutes.”

He was sacked after bragging to colleagues on the Avon and Somerset force about his car park antics.

Yesterday the couple told how they were shocked when Lumber tapped on their steamed-up window — then insisted on watching them having sex.

The woman he ogled — a mum of five who did not want to be named — gave evidence at his disciplinary hearing.

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Horrified ... mum was PC's 'dogging' victim She said: “I was horrified. Dogging is something I’d never heard about and it is never something I want to take part in. Neither of us could believe what happened.

“He was wearing full police uniform — his hat, white shirt and truncheon. I felt sick.”

Royal Marine Tom Sharpe, 25 — the pal she was with who agreed to be identified — told how he and the woman had driven out for a cuddle.

They were in a car park at Sand Bay near Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, when Lumber rolled up at the notorious dogging spot in his patrol car.

Tom said: “Our windows were all steamed up. The PC got out of the car and came over. We were fully dressed and I thought it was a bit unfair that he was about to question us.”

Instead the cop told them: “I’m not here to move you on. I’m here if you need me.

“Carry on and if you’d like assistance flash your lights.”

Tom said he had heard that doggers — people who enjoy outdoor sex with strangers — flash their headlights as a signal.

 

0,,2006421609,00.jpg Notorious ... doggers flock to Sand Bay car park

 

The PC went back to his car and turned it so the headlights were shining at them.

Tom said he flashed his own lights as a joke. Lumber then approached them and asked the woman to get out — telling her that he was aroused.

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Car romp ... soldier Tom Sharpe She said: “I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. The officer then suggested we follow him round the back of the toilets there. I said no as I was seriously frightened about what he intended to do.

“He suggested we follow him somewhere quieter.

“I thought that he had taken our number plate and wasn’t sure what he would do. So we decided to follow him.

“He led us to another car park about ten minutes’ drive away but still in the Sand Bay area. When we arrived at the second car park I asked what was supposed to happen. He said we should carry on getting down to sex as he usually watches and then joins in.

“He climbed into the driver’s side. Tom was on the passenger’s side and I was in the middle of them both.

“He expected Tom to have sex with me while he was sat in the driver’s seat.

“After that Tom was outside the car and I was knelt on the passenger’s seat with my trousers down. We pretended to have sex.” She said that all the time, the policeman was pleasuring himself. The woman added: “When it all finished the policeman gave Tom his name and phone number so it could happen again. I’m glad he has been dismissed.”

Avon and Somerset Assistant Chief Constable Steve Mortimore said yesterday: “This officer’s behaviour is quite disgraceful. The robust action taken by this force shows we will not tolerate this.”

Lumber — who was last night believed to have gone into hiding — is fighting his sacking. He said: “I have strongly denied these allegations from the start and have the full support of my family and close friends. I can’t comment further on this allegation as I’m in the process of an appeal.”

His beat, which he was given in 2004, covered the Kewstoke, Wick St Lawrence, Hewish and Puxton areas outside Weston-super-Mare.

Kewstoke parish councillor Steve Edwards said: “Darren has been round my house — he was a very nice guy and we’re shocked.”

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