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and I like killing Tony Montanas for fun :kiss:

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you obviously didnt see crossroads' date=' i cried when brit didnt get an oscar nod[/quote']

Crossroads?... Is that a movie? Is she an actress? I can't believe it! She's a singer, she's an actress and she's blond?? But that's a plagiarism, m'sweet!

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Oh m'sweet.... I think I need some time. You know' date=' I'm a very famous and desired woman and of course you're not my only opportunity to find someone who will fuck me... So I think I'll give you my answer a few hours later, dear. Oh, and you should by a diamond ring, sweety.[/quote']

 

I have no time, baby, no fucking time! You marry me now or never! Do you trust me? Because I don't trust you, bitch!

You talk like a communist, you!

 

I like killing communists for fun.

 

I'm not a communist I'm a dreamer

 

there is a big difference between the two

 

never forget that

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and I like killing Tony Montanas for fun :kiss:

 

You die, motherfucker!

 

*Manny, shoot him*

 

*Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah *

 

*Ok, Manny, that's enough, he's fucking dead. Let's get out of here!*

I have no time' date=' baby, no fucking time! You marry me now or never! Do you trust me? Because I don't trust you, bitch![/quote']

ooo, I love dirty words! Call me bitch again, m'dear! Call me a mulett! Oh ok, I can marry you. After all, you're cool and hot.

Crossroads?... Is that a movie? Is she an actress? I can't believe it! She's a singer' date=' she's an actress and she's blond?? But that's a plagiarism, m'sweet![/quote']

 

nobody knows you, lady, you were never that big in the first place. and you were very slutty (like a few girls from my school i don't wanna name , krystan&Kyrstan)

you will never be like brit

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I'm not a communist I'm a dreamer

 

there is a big difference between the two

 

never forget that

 

Now stop fucking tell me what a comunnist is and what isn't? I have no education, alright? But I know what a fucking communist is and you fucking are, so don't fuck with me, communist!!

 

I tell this only once!

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ooo' date=' I love dirty words! Call me bitch again, m'dear! Call me a mulett! Oh ok, I can marry you. After all, you're cool and hot.[/quote']

 

Sounds right to me, baby! Let's dance a bit, come on, just a bit!

hey, don't i get to marry anyone?

You die, motherfucker!

 

*Manny, shoot him*

 

*Dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah *

 

*Ok, Manny, that's enough, he's fucking dead. Let's get out of here!*

 

 

 

I feel even better.. I love the sound of you gun :wink3:

nobody knows you, lady, you were never that big in the first place. and you were very slutty (like a few girls from my school i don't wanna name , krystan&Kyrstan)

you will never be like brit

Of course I will never be like her - I'm not a prostitute for god's sake! Sweet child, that's a pity that you're under mulett influence in your age. All I can recommend is to visit a doctor, dear.

Sounds right to me' date=' baby! Let's dance a bit, come on, just a bit![/quote']

Oh all right, dear, let's. Is dancing like that all right for you? ===> :dance:

Now stop fucking tell me what a comunnist is and what isn't? I have no education, alright? But I know what a fucking communist is and you fucking are, so don't fuck with me, communist!!

 

I tell this only once!

 

I would like to tell you but my education comes from dreams

 

so it's an individual education

 

you need to find your individual education as well

 

 

 

and obviously you already found it

 

if I was the one now who decides what right or wrong I would tell you it is wrong

 

but I am not the one who decides that

 

so ask God

Of course I will never be like her - I'm not a prostitute for god's sake! Sweet child' date=' that's a pity that you're under mulett influence in your age. All I can recommend is to visit a doctor, dear.[/quote']

 

uuummmm...arent you like 70? and died of an overdose?

don't mess with brit

if you play waterpolo you can marry me
ur from cali...

 

so i'll learn

 

:heart:

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I would like to tell you but my education comes from dreams

 

so it's an individual education

 

you need to find your individual education as well

 

 

 

and obviously you already found it

 

if I was the one now who decides what right or wrong I would tell you it is wrong

 

but I am not the one who decides that

 

so ask God

 

Cojeda tú tú asno perra!!!

 

*dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah *

 

*Stop fucking shooting Manny, I didn't say you should kill her, you maricon!*

 

*Fuck, the cops are coming*

 

Oh all right' date=' dear, let's. Is dancing like that all right for you? ===> :dance:[/quote']

 

Yeah baby, I really meant that! Ok, enough dancing! There's a nice hotel near here. Pack your stuff and come with me!

uuummmm...arent you like 70? and died of an overdose?

don't mess with brit

Have you lost you mind? I'm not 70, I'm always young. My husbie has a gun and he will shoot your beloved Shitney if I ask so you better not mess with me!

ur from cali...

 

so i'll learn

 

:heart:

 

great!

 

 

ill finally get to have sex,i was saving myself til marriage y'know

Yeah baby' date=' I really meant that! Ok, enough dancing! There's a nice hotel near here. Pack your stuff and come with me![/quote']

Oh sure, m'dear, you're the boss (I mean it). I only wonder who the hell is that Manny? Do you sleep with him too?

Cojeda tú tú asno perra!!!

 

*dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah *

 

*Stop fucking shooting Manny, I didn't say you should kill her, you maricon!*

 

*Fuck, the cops are coming*

 

the 3 "!!!" showed me that this was not a nice sentence you said there before you wanted to kill me

 

it makes me sad what language can do

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Oh sure' date=' m'dear, you're the boss (I mean it). I only wonder who the hell is that Manny? Do you sleep with him too?[/quote']

 

He is like a brother to me, so don't fuck with him neither, girl!

 

Pack that fucking stuff already!

 

*Cops have arrived*

 

*Fuck you and fuck you, fucking cops!!!*

 

*dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah*

Have you lost you mind? I'm not 70' date=' I'm always young. My husbie has a gun and he will shoot your beloved Shitney if I ask so you better not mess with me![/quote']

 

oh pleez, brit is a true feminist and shes not depending on some bully so defend her, plus she broke up with k-fed and she back better than ever. you will never have your comeback

 

*im not a grrrl, not yet a woman*

He is like a brother to me, so don't fuck with him neither, girl!

 

Pack that fucking stuff already!

 

*Cops have arrived*

 

*Fuck you and fuck you, fucking cops!!!*

 

*dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah*

Oh so we can't have an orgy all together? Like, the three of us?.. Oh ok, ok, don't be mad, I'm coming..... Oh shit cops are here, m'dear!!!

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