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RETURN ME HOME NOW PLEASE

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HERE IS COLD I TYPE FOR HELP

 

MY FURS ARE TOO THIN MY SKIN IS BUMPS LIKE GENAS GENITAL WARTS

 

I GOT HERE FROM EATING ORANGE I FEEL BETRAYED BY MY TROPICAL HOMELAND

 

HELP ME

NO.

Oh poor child. I wish I could help, m'sweet. But I'm a very famous and busy woman so all I can say is: Gena can help.

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HELP ME MR FACE OF SCARS YOU MUST UNDERSTAND YOU MISS YOUR HOME

 

I LAND IN CRATE OF ORANGES AND YES I EAT THEM AND FALL ASLEEP BUT END UP ON COLD LANDSCAPE

 

SHOPKEEPER SAY "OH TUMBLING CREATURE I NAME YOU CHEBURASHKA" AND I AM INNOCENT AND INCOMPLETE

 

I SAY HES BEING IGNORANT

 

YOU LAND IN CRATE OF COCAINE AND YOU FALL ASLEEP TOO

 

IT HAPPENS TO ANYONE

 

SEND ME HOME

Oh poor child... I'll ask my husbie if we can adopt you' date=' m'sweet.[/quote']

 

I often dream of being adopted

 

my dad is strange

 

can you adopt me?

Oh poor child... I'll ask my husbie if we can adopt you' date=' m'sweet.[/quote']

 

Yeah, you fucking lost your mind!

 

Why should we addopt a fucking chebfuckashka?

 

Hey, come here! I said: COME HERE!!!

 

Look at me! Do you trust me?

Yeah, you fucking lost your mind!

 

Why should we addopt a fucking chebfuckashka?

 

Hey, come here! I said: COME HERE!!!

 

Look at me! Do you trust me?

Oh, of course I do! Of course, dear! I just thought... He's so lonely... Oh, poor child.... But if you mind it's ok, let's leave him here to freeze to death... ohh...

Oh' date=' of course I do! Of course, dear! I just thought... He's so lonely... Oh, poor child.... But if you mind it's ok, let's leave him here to freeze to death... ohh...[/quote']

 

I don't like your attitude!!

 

*Manolo, shoot dat piece of fuckashka*

 

*Damn you, Manny. You fucking missed*

I don't like your attitude!!

 

*Manolo, shoot dat piece of fuckashka*

 

*Damn you, Manny. You fucking missed*

Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't shoot anymore, please! Ok ok, I don't need any kids, let's forget about it, dear! Oh, sweet, don't be mad at me...

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YOU TRY AND SHOOT MY AGAIN I STUFF HALF CRATE OF ORANGE UP YOU INNERDS

 

EAT THE REST FALL ASLEEP

 

GET ME HOME

Oh I'm sorry' date=' I'm sorry, don't shoot anymore, please! Ok ok, I don't need any kids, let's forget about it, dear! Oh, sweet, don't be mad at me...[/quote']

 

Hey baby! You know, I would never hurt even a piece of shit like those Diaz brothers. I only hurt when people fuck with me! Don't forget that! NEVER!

 

I'm Tony Montana!

Hey baby! You know, I would never hurt even a piece of shit like those Diaz brothers. I only hurt when people fuck with me! Don't forget that! NEVER!

 

I'm Tony Montana!

Yes, dear. I admire your life structure and philosophy, m'sweet, some people are just asking for a bullet nowadays.

Jerrie do you like disco........i mean you already would have disco lights on your car right? :rolleyes:

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