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A thread where Tony Montana marries Mental Marilyn!!!

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Tony Montana? Gay??

 

Stop bullshitting or should I shoot you?

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Hahahah' date=' you're gay.[/quote']

 

I Am Gay And You Should Join Me! :)

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Who hired a gay priest for my wedding?? You people are fucking nuts!!!

 

*gets the gun*

 

*shoots*

 

*dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah *

You like boys' date=' I like boys. Can I be gay too?[/quote']

 

ask rick or the gay priest

Guys! :)

 

Let's Have Sex Instead Of Killing! :)

 

That's So Much Better! :)

ask rick or the gay priest

 

If I talk to Rick, dat swine might tear me feathers out!

GAY PRIEST, I COMMAND YOU TO MAKE ME GAY.

 

Nevermind.

 

That's Easy! Just Listen To Some Coldplay! The Magic Will Appear Immediately! :)

That's Easy! Just Listen To Some Coldplay! The Magic Will Appear Immediately! :)

 

Chrissy's Mine, all mine! He's a vegetarian because he love chickens!!

You liar!! It's clearly you on that picture!!

 

You are a dead woman!!!

 

*dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah dah *

 

*smokes an expensive cigar*

No, that's photoshop, m'dearest! And I've actually been dead since 1962, sweete.

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No' date=' that's photoshop, m'dearest! And I've actually been dead since 1962, sweete.[/quote']

 

I don't believe you, woman! Get out of my house! No more yeyo for you!

 

*sniff*

I don't believe you, woman! Get out of my house! No more yeyo for you!

 

*sniff*

Oh come on, smarty man, you know we belong together! Whatever you do in your life, m'sweete, I'm the only woman you need.

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Oh come on' date=' smarty man, you know we belong together! Whatever you do in your life, m'sweete, I'm the only woman you need.[/quote']

 

The only woman I need is Heroin! She's my wife!!!!

 

Pack the sandwiches, bitch!

The only woman I need is Heroin! She's my wife!!!!

 

Pack the sandwiches, bitch!

Ah sweet, don't be mad about it! After all, you weren't mad when I cheated on you with Manny so why do you care now?.. I'm a very desired woman, m'dear, just relax and enjoy my company!

Ah sweet' date=' don't be mad about it! After all, you weren't mad when I cheated on you with Manny so why do you care now?.. I'm a very desired woman, m'dear, just relax and enjoy my company![/quote']

 

what a bitch

 

 

go to hell

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Ah sweet' date=' don't be mad about it! After all, you weren't mad when I cheated on you with Manny so why do you care now?.. I'm a very desired woman, m'dear, just relax and enjoy my company![/quote']

 

I wasn't mad??? I fucking killed him! My only friend!!!

 

That was because of you! Now I remember!!!

 

*gets a knife*

 

*tries to kill the Mental in a cold way*

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