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Help! I've shot myself accidentally!!!

Tony Montana
in The Lounge

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FUCK! Guys, I am injured!

 

I tried to commit a suicide, but looks like I am still alive! IT'S A SIGN!!!!!!!!!

 

Guys, please, call a doctor!!

 

*smokes a bloody cigar*

Oh Tony!

 

Still here? huh..

 

Well..i can block the hole with my happy toy

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Guys, fuck you!!!

 

I'm blooding as hell!!

 

Call a motherfucking doctor!!!!!!!!!

 

*sniffs some yeyo*

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Damn! I'm loosing my last blood!!!

 

I'm dying!!!! GOD!!! HELP ME!!!!!!

isn't my happy toy big enough??!

 

What's enough for you, then

 

for god's sake..no one has ever said my toy is too SMALL

HE IS DYING!

 

Where is the damn doctor when you need him

 

we've got a priest, a granny, a chicken, a gollum but no damn doctor

I'll plug the bullet hole with me beak! *peck, peck* Oops, I missed. *peck, peck* Missed again! Oh, dear. Now dere's more holes dan ever.

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Where's GOD when I need him!!!

 

*spits blood*

 

*gets a gun*

*takes the gun*

 

It's not loaded, darling!

 

Let me load it with pancakes

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*spits more blood*

*says the last words - the last quote that should be a law*

 

Myy/...naa..meeee iiies TOnyy Moanarfttanaa>!!!!\ sd You fsuck wit meea you fuckadsfing with da beeest!

 

*dies*

I bet

 

You've got to find some other guy to kill with your gigantic boobs

OH stupid tony

 

 

I'LL SAVE YOU RIGHT NOW

I'LL BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE :bigcry:

why not?

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