A woman is helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process the computer asks him to enter a password - something he would remember to use to log on.

 

The husband who was in rather an amorous mood figured he would try the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. When the computer asked him to enter his password he made it obvious to her what he was entering by saying each letter out loud as he entered it.....

 

P E N I S

 

His wife almost fell off the chair laughing when the computer replied........

 

 

 

 

 

PASSWORD REJECTED ...........NOT LONG ENOUGH!

 

 

 

Most men believe that every woman's ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once.

 

Sociological studies of women have shown this to be true, however in this fantasy one man is cooking and one man is cleaning.

 

 

A couple was celebrating some years of marriage, when the man finds under the bed a backpack filled with dollars and one potato. He asks his wife about it, and she says...Well honey every time i cheated on you i put one potato in the backpack. The men says...well in all these years just one potato...i forgive you...now tell me what's with the money?...

 

Well...you know every time i collected one kilo i sold it...

what do you give a man who has everything?.....antibiotics

what do you call a deer with no eyes???.........i have NO EYE DEER...teehee

 

what do you call a deer with no ears or legs???...it doesnt matter because it wont come to you:lol:

Your a joke....:laugh2:

Your a joke....:laugh2:

 

if you are talking to me:lol::cry:

if you are talking to the inventor of this thread:laugh3:-:\

I was of course talking to Plug in Marek..:lol:

I was of course talking to Plug in Marek..:lol:

 

 

:lol:Extra-Large C_nd_ms

 

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large c_nd_ms.

The pharmacist replies, ''Yes, would you like to buy one?''

 

The woman replies, ''No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?''

:lol:Extra-Large C_nd_ms

 

A woman walks into a store and asks the pharmacist if he sells extra-large c_nd_ms.

The pharmacist replies, ''Yes, would you like to buy one?''

 

The woman replies, ''No sir, but do you mind if I stand here and wait to see if anyone buys one?''

 

:laugh3: that was great...:D

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