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i just saw it almost spit my water out on the screen.

i thought they were porn stars.... :P :oops:

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pornstars!!!if these chicks (...excluding vin....she is a lady :) )...were pornstars i would be on my way to shag-hollywood instead of getting ready for college!!!!!haha :lol: ......well the girls in my av.....except vin...of course ;) ....are all my ex girlfriends of the last 4 months....dunno why it doesnt last :shrug: ......in february i met alexandra ambrosio in da club (hoooollllllaaaa).....after some fun with her she started bitching about her model career & wanted to move to NY!!...i tried to convince her but she left me......in its deep sorrow the "heart-broke" momo went in march to the 1st screening of the matrix in L.A.....& was lucky to get the seat next the actors !!!to be precise....to monica belluci...well i saw her & she saw me ...and it was love at first sight....few weeks later i noticed she was being nasty & was having an affair with "neo" aka keanu (----kasia ...u should know this!!) :roll: ..... :shrug: ......well you can imagine how i was feeling...i was destroyed.....thinking of suicide!! :cry: ......but then i went to south america ....to get some physical "healing" at the copa cabana...and there she was :o ....fernanda tavarez....she was doing some lingerie shooting for victoria secrets new collection.....luckily she was having some trouble to open her bra....& there i was 8) !!! :-D .....after some hot brazilian nights ....she got depressed coz of her breasts...thinking they had shrunk :shock: .....for me they were jus fine....but she was gettin on my balls & i jus left her....& it was a great step to take...coz on my flight back i met heidi......ohhhh...heidi....h.klum 8) .....she was flying to germany...what a coincidence...isnt it! :-D .....in the same flight ....to the same country!!!!! :lol: ....well i had with her the time of my life until this italian bastard....fuckin gigolo....called flavio briatore showed up with his 50 yrs old arse and stole her!!!! she broke my heart in trillion pieces :sad: !!...and im still collecting all those pieces :cry: ...........women are cruel!!!!!! :| ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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@vin: sorry for not asking ur permission but u r the reason i havent jumped out of my penthouse in the 87th floor of the trump tower (...maybe i should call up alexandra??! :| 8) ) :)

 

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