:lol: yep! marry Victor!

 

I would be nice and use the bathroom instead of the litterbox :wacky:

i would explain to her that she may eat the human food sometimes :uhoh: even though she apparently really likes cat food

i would make him cook me food everyday :wacky:

would cook, because it is for someone else. :wacky: that is fun

i would make a good wife

i would make a good wife

 

you would, you would...

 

 

I would find him a good macho man that wants a good wife (that cooks)...

 

 

OMG... wanna hear a joke??

 

 

"Women's rights"...

 

 

:dozey:

 

Guys :rolleyes:

I'm not sure I understand that joke...

:disappointed:

I would... kick him in the throat for not understanding a joke...

 

 

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?...

ouch... lol....

 

 

and to answer your question: because she was deaf and blind?

no... because she was a woman!!! :laugh3:

 

HEE HEE HEE

 

 

 

:blush: there, there... I would give him a sucker for being such a good sport

you sexist!

 

i would tell her mommy on her for being a sexist

I would stalk him. :nice:

i would stalk her while she is stalking me, and our telescopes would look at each other

I would still his kittehs while he's not looking.

you sexist!

 

i would tell her mommy on her for being a sexist

 

:blush: Why do women always know what time it is??

 

 

Because there's a clock on the stove :laugh3:

 

 

:sick: I'd make a great guy! :sick:

 

 

I would invite her to go trick o treating with me :wacky:

I would go trick or treating with her. :wacky:

I would steal her candies :sneaky:

I would send teh evil kittehs after him. :evil:

i would kick her kittehs then return them "unharmed"

I would sue him for animal endangerment. :bigcry:

i would tie her shoe strings

I would put his hair in a little bow. :blush:

i would brush her wig :wacky:

I would go shopping with him :wacky: