So, as we all know, pitchforkmedia.com hates and despises coldplay. they reviews are very unfair, going as far as saying that in AROBTTH, and album containing such incredible songs as Clocks, Amsterdam, Politik..., "the guys forgot to tote along their initial strength: the songs. "

So, what will they give this album?

 

For some reason i have a feeling that someone there will love it and give it a high rating. I say 7.8

better than we'll expect

dammit i hate bitchpork.

6.1/10, which will make it Coldplay's highest rated album.

hmmm, I can imagine them rolling the dice they use to give scores.

Actually, their dice for Coldplay only has 6 sides, so I guess anything between 1 and 6

Either they'll nitpick about originality or something like that...or totally kiss ass.

 

Whatever happens, I still despise their reviews. :)