You don't know how my mind works

We're not so different, you and I.

Except for the whole bleeding from sexual organs ordeal, I assume

This thread is turning out to be hilarious.

I got hit hard in the nuts with a soccer ball the other day.

But I decided I'd rather get hit in the balls once in a while then have a monthly period.

Except for the whole bleeding from sexual organs ordeal, I assume

 

Guys do too all the time.

I see...

 

Well, there's advantages to bleeding--nevermind.

Guys do too all the time.

 

Maybe I just have a super-penis

This thread is turning out to be hilarious.

I got hit hard in the nuts with a soccer ball the other day.

But I decided I'd rather get hit in the balls once in a while then have a monthly period.

 

 

I'd rather you get hit in the balls once a month than me have a period once. But I guess it's too late for that.

Maybe I just have a super-penis

 

Oh you wait, it will bleed.

Oh you wait, it will bleed.

 

I believe you are not familiar with the "super-penis", it does not bleed

Get me one of those!

*refrains from making gay jokes*

*refrains from looking at your mood*

Homophobia is not cool ;)

At least you can have moods....how do you change your mood?

Somewhere near User CP, I can't even remember

hmmm...I guess I'll remain moodless.

I'll be honest, I forgot I was gay until you reminded me

So being gay isn't a choice and you're not born with it, it's all just a matter of remembering whether or not you are indeed gay.

It's relative to internet forums

Heeeeeeeyyy.

 

I take mild offense to that.

You think being gay is a bad thing then?

No, it's just that I'm not gay.

 

Gay people probably wouldn't want to be called straight...it's an untruth.

I'm not a tree, if someone insinuated that I was a tree, I wouldn't be offended, not even mildly

Good, you dumbass tree.