this shitty puddle

because of the

Shinola bottles I

threw at my

freaking stupid chair

that was destroyed

by the MASSIVE

fire breathing tiger

that can freaking

eat massive sausages

that start to

explode as hell

would do if

it were a

floating balloon off

of a dinosaur

(that makes no sense at all xD)

that has no

eyes and no

feet, nor any

teeth so it

scared the crap

out of me

literally, I crapped

in the basement :confused:

IN THE BATHROOM

 

*ding*