like depressed chipmunks

(I can't eat bacon.)

that are sad

and like Emos

(we know :P)

 

they cut themselves

and they scream

like drunken parrots

who don't like

alcohol and beer

. Instead, they love

sparkling cider and

fresh pumpkin pie

that was made

by Santa's elves

. Then suddenly bats

came flying at

the speed of

sound to show

that you are

not a Coldplay

Team Oracle member

who loves the

U2 album How

to s**t an

atomic bomb. So

I'm very confused