to have some

Chocolate which he

had found in

Trash after he

went looking for

His Coldplay album

that his mom

Had accidently microwaved

Because she thought

it was Nickelback...

So she vomited on

it and said

I need CM!

Because he is

very good at

loving Jonny Buckland

And Jonny is

very fond of

not being Nickelback

Thank god. My

Favourite band is

Coldplay. And I

Will never stop

Burning nickleback because

There's no better