AHAHAAH :laugh3:

Definition of Coldplay on Urban Dictionary:

 

 

1) Coldplay fan: How's it going chum? I like Coldplay, very great in my opinion.

Radiohead fan: Oh that's understandable, I personally enjoy Radiohead more.

Coldplay fan: Well that's cool.

 

Coldplay/Radiohead FANATIC: OH FUCK HELL YES, Coldplay/Radiohead FUCKING ROCKS! I MASTURBATE DAILY TO THEIR AWESONE VOICES!

 

Coldplay/Radiohead COMPLETELY FUCKING SUCKS COMPARED TO THEM. I'M GONNA GO SMOKE MY MARIJUANA NOWS KTHXBAI

 

Coldplay&Radiohead fans: STFU HITLER-TITTY-SUCKING NEO-NAZI GO TAKE A HAMMER TO YOUR DICK! GTFO, GO BACK TO YOUR Gurochan.net FUCKING FAG

 

 

haha. paul? really?

Lol I dunno he's the one who showed us the site:P

Paul still rocks though

Yes :smug:

Agreed.

I'm having fun.

Whenever someone says 'Hello! What's your name? :)'

I say: 'WHERE THE &*(^ IS IOWA?!?!?!?!?!'

And then I leave. :smug:

haha xDD

It works. :D

I just freaked someone out

Hi

You: PENS WON THE CUP BIOTCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Stranger:uhhmmm okay...I don't know who they are

You: where are you from?

Stranger:Finland

You: Oh that's where Vesa toskala comes from

Stranger: Who?

You: Finnish goalie?

Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: Oh well not my fault you dunno your hockey players :shame: I didn't actually say that though

Stranger: hi

You: Hi I'm Miley Cyrus, and I'm taping this convo for Miley and Mandy show! You can watch it on youtube

Stranger: where?

You: uhh youtube.com

You: Do you know who I am?

Stranger: I know that?

Stranger: no

Stranger: how do I find the show?

You: you can go http://www.youtube.com and type in Miley and Mandy show and see it it's going to be out next episode

Stranger: I see

Stranger: I can find it now?

You: no it's not up yet but you can watch our previous episodes they suck a lot though but this one is going to be AHHHWESOME!!!

You: so what would you like to talk about? Did you see my new movie?

 

 

I'm going to try it on every single person

P.S. I don't like Miley Cyrus:P

thank God you dont :dozey:

Stranger: hi :)

You: Hi I'm Miley Cyrus, and I'm taping this convo for Miley and Mandy show! You can watch it on youtube in our next episode

Stranger: you can't tape a convo

Stranger: even if you are miley cyrus

You: I mean my friend Mandy oh dear I just said Manday lolz, so she's filming it as I talk to you

Stranger: my name is boxxy

You: Nice to meet ya! So what kind of music do you like to listen to?

Stranger: everything except for shitty country music

Stranger: I'm more famous than you are btw

Stranger: suck it

 

Sorry guys this is just so amusing:P

Yayy it's Clint!

piano playing :cool:

you know you're cool when :cool:...you're playing piano

it's so true. especially when you are playing coldplay

but we cant see the piano :\

hold on...

Oh yeahhh! :D

 

 

 

Okay this is getting really stupid people believe me so easily and I should be nice to them I Think

 

 

Stranger: hey

You: Hi I'm Miley Cyrus, and I'm filming this convo for Miley and Mandy show! You can watch it on youtube in our next episode

 

Stranger: wow

Stranger: that's exciting

You: :D You bet! So let's talk

Stranger: alright, bring it on

You: what's your favourite band or artist?

Stranger: hm. that's a tricky one, it changes quite fast.

Stranger: If I had to make a choice, I'd go for tool.

You: nice

You: so where are you from?

Stranger: I'm currently located in the Netherlands

You: OMG that's so cool!

Stranger: how so? :D

You: I don't know it's just really cool like I'm talking to another person from a different country, ya know what I mean? Do they show Hannah Montana show there?

Stranger: Haha, I see..

hm, I don't think we get that hear. At least I never saw it.

Stranger: I don't really care about television, really

You: oh I see have you heard my music before then>

Stranger: what's your music then?

You: I love singing, you can search them on youtube, ignore the comments where people say I suck stupid haters

Stranger: hah, alright

I'll do so later

You: All right :D

Stranger: so you do a lot with youtube?

You: yep I make videos with my best friend Mandy, they all suck because they're homemade but who cares right? As long as I'm having fun!

Stranger: haha, definitely

that's the most important thing

You: Oh btw listening to their song right now. Do you like coldplay

Stranger: well, I believe coldplay is overrated :) but it's a nice entry point into some soft rock music

Stranger: what do you like then?

You: are you serious I LOVE coldplay I think they're the best and I used to like radiohead but I think they suck now

Stranger: I never really cared about radiohead - do you know "my morning jacket"?

You: uhh not really, are they good?

Stranger: here's a tune -

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-5gipOwIbM]YouTube - My Morning Jacket - One big holiday [official video][/ame]

always gives me goose bumps

Stranger: you might like it

You: okay I'll listen to them anyways I gotta go thanks for talking with me because I have no one else to talk to really

we can see some skin :rolleyes:

and that nice piano of course! :D

 

@Alina :P

^^^ WOW. +10933903436

^^ Aww Clint. :blush:

Met a crazy young man who likes bunnies & world peace. :nice:

 

 

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: vikings?

You: YESSSS :]

Stranger: MANY VIKINGS!

Stranger: a regular plague of vikings!

You: YAY! :D Wearing funny bunny hats?

Stranger: ALWAYS.

Stranger: with rabbits perched upon them

Stranger: with swords.

Stranger: AND BACON!

You: OH YES

You: Thanks a lot, I'm craving bacon now >_>

You: :P

Stranger: just slaughter a nearby viking and claim his hat!

You: Eww bacon is from bunnies?

You: *does it anyway*

Stranger: the bunnies keep their own bacon, and will trade it in exchange for their life if threatened

You: Hahahah suckers.

Stranger: that was a very easy viking slaughter, you must have the strength of ten!

You: But I killed all the bunnies! :(

Stranger: fool! Now who will you count on in times of turmoil?

You: Chuck Norris. DUHHHH

You: I LOVE COLDPLAY. :}

Stranger: Chuck Norris won't protect you if you pledge alleigance to Chuck Norris!!

Stranger: He lives to protect only one thing

You: What is that?

Stranger: Bunnies. FAIL!

You: SON OF A B****! :(

You: What about Chris Martin? :]

Stranger: He's a pacifist, he'll just write a nasty letter to the marauding vikings while they set flaming pigs upon you!

Stranger: DO YOU KNOW OF RUFUS T FIREFLY?!

You: Are you saying he's a wuss or he's too sexy to rouine his outfit? Cause either way I'll beat you down.

You: no. :\

Stranger: dang.

I'm sayinig that he is a man of peace. Vikings would make merry sport of him!

You: Ok you're safe. :D

Stranger: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D

Stranger: I have had a pleasant conversation, but it's 4:20am and i must sleep. Have a nice day!! :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

haha don't make fun of my white legs!!

@ Dee :stunned: we were talking to each other!

 

 

 

:P Kidding I wasdoing the Miley Cyrus thing the whole night

What? I was looking at you & the piano...

Mishelle, on the other hand was looking at your shorts...

:dozey:

 

@Alina: Weirrrdddd. :P