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:lol: :lol: ...oh no..ill luff this thread.... :rolleyes: :P


so lets get it started....


Your mama`s soooo fat, when she stepped on the scale it read, "ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE "





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ps... im not offending anyones mum! ;)

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your mama is so fat she tripped on walmart, went over kmart and landed right on target.

your mama is so fat I tried to drive around her but ran out of gas.

your mama is just like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet :lol:

your mama is so fat she walked in front of the tv and you missed 3 episodes.

your mama is so fat she got a flesh eating diesease and the doctor gave her 5 years to live :stunned: :lol:

your mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

your mama is so ugly she went into a beauty parlor and it took 3 hours for an estimate.

your mama is so ugly she walked outside and people started singing "who let the dogs out!"


and thats all I've got :P :D :lol:

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i got these off a site :)



Your Mama So Fat.....



when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...


she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it!


folk exercise by jogging around her!


when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.


she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy


she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie


NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer


she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm...


when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her.


small objects orbit her.


she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.


when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.


when she farted she launched herself into orbit.


she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest.


when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol!


she could be the eighth continent.


she nearly put Safeway out of business


the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity.


her Uni graduation photo was an aerial


when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball.


she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.


she'd never ask Are You Single?


her fave food is seconds.


her belt size is Equator.


she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid


she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her


she shows up on radar.


she needs a map to find her butt.


she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck!


she wears an asteroid belt.


her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf'


she has TB ... 2 bellys.


she's once, twice, three times a lady.


she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9.


the circus use her as a trampoline


stunt agencies use her as an air mattress


when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'


she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen


she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding!


she deep fries her toothpaste.


You Momma so Fat they named some Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags after her

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