tifosi Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Post all 'yer mama's so fat/stupid/... jokes'. Let's have a laugh!! :rolleyes: :lol: :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifosi Posted August 25, 2003 Author Share Posted August 25, 2003 Your mama's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifosi Posted August 25, 2003 Author Share Posted August 25, 2003 Your mama's so fat, when she wears a malcolm X t-shirt, helicopters land on her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifosi Posted August 25, 2003 Author Share Posted August 25, 2003 :P :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dionisio Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 :lol: :lol: ...oh no..ill luff this thread.... :rolleyes: :P so lets get it started.... Your mama`s soooo fat, when she stepped on the scale it read, "ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE " :lol: :rolleyes: :P ps... im not offending anyones mum! ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dionisio Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 your mama`s so fat they had to baptize her at seaworld :lol: :rolleyes: :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dionisio Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 :lol: :lol: ...haha i told u this thread was bad for me..better lock it up!!! :P your mama`s so fat that when she wears two watches she covers two time zones... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 :lol: this thread is class! umm, ya mama's so fat that she jumped in the air she got stuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 YO mamma's so fat that when she fell in love she broke it! :lol: :snore: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy's Gyal Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Ya mamma's so fat that wen she went out wearin a yellow dress, people yelled out, "Taxi!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dionisio Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 :lol: :lol: ...IM GONNA DIEEEEEEE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 yo moma's so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momm'as so stupid she tried to put M&MS in alphabetical order! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dania Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 :lol: indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sally_ Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 your mama is so fat she tripped on walmart, went over kmart and landed right on target. your mama is so fat I tried to drive around her but ran out of gas. your mama is just like a vaccum cleaner, she sucks, she blows and gets laid in the closet :lol: your mama is so fat she walked in front of the tv and you missed 3 episodes. your mama is so fat she got a flesh eating diesease and the doctor gave her 5 years to live :stunned: :lol: your mama is so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs. your mama is so ugly she went into a beauty parlor and it took 3 hours for an estimate. your mama is so ugly she walked outside and people started singing "who let the dogs out!" and thats all I've got :P :D :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissolved Girl Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 :lol: wow... this thread is highly entertaining. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
About A Girl Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 LOL yo momma's so dumb that when the escaltor stopped she yelled "HELP HOW DO I GET OFF!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el_scorcho Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 :lol: Your mom's so dumb she stole free samples Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 i got these off a site :) Your Mama So Fat..... when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'... she once went on a seafood diet...whenever she saw food she ate it! folk exercise by jogging around her! when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time. she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie NASA plan to use her to shore up the hole in the Ozone layer she was measured at 38-26-36 and that was just the left arm... when she went to the Zoo, Elephants began throwing peanuts at her. small objects orbit her. she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic. when I tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips. when she farted she launched herself into orbit. she lost a game at Hide&Seek only cos I spotted her...behind Mount Everest. when I had to swerve to avoid hitting her on the road I ran out of Petrol! she could be the eighth continent. she nearly put Safeway out of business the only thing that's attracted to her is gravity. her Uni graduation photo was an aerial when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball. she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic. she'd never ask Are You Single? her fave food is seconds. her belt size is Equator. she eats Desert out of a Trash Can lid she wears an 'X' jacket and Copters attempt to land on her she shows up on radar. she needs a map to find her butt. she fell into the Grand Canyon....and got stuck! she wears an asteroid belt. her Passport photo says 'Picture is continued overleaf' she has TB ... 2 bellys. she's once, twice, three times a lady. she was in the Daily Record last week on page 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9. the circus use her as a trampoline stunt agencies use her as an air mattress when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...' she got a new gig at the Cinema...she works as the screen she once told me 'I could eat a horse'...believe me, she wasn't kidding! she deep fries her toothpaste. You Momma so Fat they named some Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags after her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 some are stupid i think i only like the first few :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarah** Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 they are funny when you first hear them but after a while they get old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
';' Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 yeah :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manders Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 erm yo momma so fat she ran out of fat jokes because she ate thm... :/ i dont have any fat jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fifi Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 :lol: :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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