meow_ Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 1. Thou Shalt Not Take Any Notice Of Thy Human Unless It Has Food Or A Comfy Lap At Which Point: 2. Thou Shalt Do Thy Utmost To Trip Them Up And Melt Their Hearts With Cuteness. 3. Thou Shalt Do What Pleases You Always. 4. Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Litter Box Unless It causes Undue Stench And Extreme Inconvenience. 5. Thou Shalt Use 90% Of Thy Humans Bed When Sleeping And Foul All The Furniture With Thy Hair. 6. Thou Shalt Do Thy Utmost To Perform Death-Defying Stunts, But Hide The Second A Stranger Enters Your Abode. 7. Thou Shalt Not Kill Thy Human, Regardless Of How Ignorant They May Be. 8. Thou Shalt Go Forth And Multiply The Number Of Hairballs In The House 9. Thou Shalt Always Rejecteth Food Under $3.95 10. Thou Shalt Always Remember That Thou Are the Superior Species. MEOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not An Alias Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 WOOOF!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Daizy Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 you are a good cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWick Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 11. Thou shalt get back to work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meow_ Posted July 10, 2009 Author Share Posted July 10, 2009 :stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not An Alias Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 12. Thou shalt get eaten by a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrWick Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 That's right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not An Alias Posted July 10, 2009 Share Posted July 10, 2009 :smug: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now